Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Before

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Who would have guessed this cute little boy would grow up to look like "Mommy Dearest" era Joan Crawford?


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Katie Holmes before her fairy tale wedding and subsequent lobotomy.


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A pre nose job Angelina. Don't tell me something hasn't been done!


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Brad used to be quite girly looking. I bet the young Angie would have beaten his ass and taken his lunch money in high school.


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Once upon a time Meg Ryan was adorable.


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It looks like Kim Kardashian spent all of her trust fund on plastic surgery. No wonder she leaked her sex tape. The girl needs money!


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You just know Star Jones would love to burn this picture. "Who me? I have never had a weight problem. I have always been thin and glamorous and my husband is straight, got it?!"


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Who is this leather clad young thug? I'll give you a hint: he would recommend e-metering and anal probing over Prozac any day.

9 comments:

Diane said...

Wow, Tom was even more gay looking then, and there is no doubt about Angie's nose!

Ryan said...

I wonder how pronounced Katie's scar is?

How doable is Tom in the picture?!? Damn you Scientologists, Damn You!

Pru - I have been the laziest blogger/commenter as of later. Don't hate me because I am beautiful.

T-girl said...

OMG! Look at Tommyboy! Remember that movie? One of the BEST movies EVER (although the book is kind of better but that is a given! LOL)!!!!

I totally forgot MJ use to be black... and when I say black I mean brother was BLACK! Remember he use to say he bleached his skin because he had light spots... yeah he lied! LOL

Totally loving the flash back, thanks Pru! (BTW- I saw the Growing Pains the other day that Brad Pitt guested in, was his first acting gig... who'd have thunk that no-name-girly-dude-can't-act guest star making out with Tracy "I need a meal" Gold would turn out so... well, hell not much has changed really I don't think has it?

Angie looks like a bitch I new in Middle School that no one liked because she was well a bitch... she made 80's hair and make-up look "hard!" Ironically her name was Angie also, maybe it is in the name, she seemed like the kind of bitch that would make out with her brother! NASTY!

M-M-M-Mishy said...

I don't think just Angie's nose has been "tweeked" over the years.

Brad isn't as bad ass as his image projects.

What HAPPENED to Meg Ryan? Her face seems to have melted as she aged... scary.

LA said...

Mishy - You are so right... Angelina's had a LOT of work done, including on her glorious lips.

Star Jones leaves me speechless. She doesn't even look like the same person.

Michael Jackson breaks my heart.

GetFlix said...

It's amazing the amount of work Angie has had. Fun post, Pru.

Prunella Jones said...

I used to think you had to have talent to be an actor but I truely think all you need nowadays is a good plastic surgeon.

PixieGaf said...

OMG Pru are you trying to kill me with laughter? That Star Jones pic is classic!

morbid misanthrope said...

Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?