Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Oompa Loompa of the Day

Christina Aguilera

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Oompa loompa doompty doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompty dee
if you are wise you will listen to me

What do you get when you spray on a tan?
An orange glow visable even to a blind man
but make sure your coverage is complete
because a neon body with white hands and feet
makes you look like a feeb.

7 comments:

Scottsdale Girl said...

Girl got a leetle carried away with the "protective lotion" they give you at the MistaTan place.

Scottsdale Girl said...

Gah, MYSTICtan

Diane said...

Yikes!

GetFlix said...

Who be that? They're all beginning to look alike.

Evil Pru said...

White hair, orange skin, and bright red lips. Christina always looks like she was painted by a kindergardner.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Okay, I'm showing my age here....but she looks just like a Malibu Barbie.

Ryan said...

OMG - I saw a girl that looked like this at the Oakland A's game Monday night. It is even worse up close and personal.