Christina Aguilera
Oompa loompa doompty doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompty dee
if you are wise you will listen to me
What do you get when you spray on a tan?
An orange glow visable even to a blind man
but make sure your coverage is complete
because a neon body with white hands and feet
makes you look like a feeb.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
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7 comments:
Girl got a leetle carried away with the "protective lotion" they give you at the MistaTan place.
Gah, MYSTICtan
Yikes!
Who be that? They're all beginning to look alike.
White hair, orange skin, and bright red lips. Christina always looks like she was painted by a kindergardner.
Okay, I'm showing my age here....but she looks just like a Malibu Barbie.
OMG - I saw a girl that looked like this at the Oakland A's game Monday night. It is even worse up close and personal.
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