Yes, that really is Beyonce and not Mariah Carey as I first thought. It was hard to recognize her since she isn't wearing her usual twenty pounds of frosted horse hair, but I think she looks better without it, don't you? Did you hear that she is releasing yet another version of her album B'Day? This one will feature six songs in Spanish, one in Japanese, two in Yiddish, and the rest in Klingon. God, that girl is so talented! I can speak a little German and cuss in seven languages but that's about it.
Incidentally, I just looked up cuss words in Klingon but there aren't any. However I did learn how to say "Hab SoslI' Quch" which is a pretty big insult meaning "your mother has a smooth forehead." Good to know, huh?
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I don't "get" Beyonce. I mean ew.
Girlfriend has fallen on hard times . . .
I like that one song..."to the left, to the left"...can't remember what it's called. El Hombre knows all the words and can do a mean lip sync to it.
Ugh... I DETEST that song, it has been stuck in my head for a week now! I abhore this woman, I think she is a talentless feck shtick with a major ego complex problem. Everytime I hear that damn song I think "I wish I didn't know about you!" LOL
She doesn't do much for me either - but if I had to pick between her and Mariah, I would go with Beyonce anything. Mariah is just plain messed up - I am fairly certain that she suffers from multiple personality syndrome.
I think her jealousy issues over Showgirls and JHud are eating her alive. But I agree she looks better without the bad wig.
Am I the only one that found Showgirls dull?
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