Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Yes, that really is Beyonce and not Mariah Carey as I first thought. It was hard to recognize her since she isn't wearing her usual twenty pounds of frosted horse hair, but I think she looks better without it, don't you? Did you hear that she is releasing yet another version of her album B'Day? This one will feature six songs in Spanish, one in Japanese, two in Yiddish, and the rest in Klingon. God, that girl is so talented! I can speak a little German and cuss in seven languages but that's about it.
Incidentally, I just looked up cuss words in Klingon but there aren't any. However I did learn how to say "Hab SoslI' Quch" which is a pretty big insult meaning "your mother has a smooth forehead." Good to know, huh?