Monday, April 09, 2007

Three Men and a Baby 2007

They changed her diapers, she changed their lives!

Coming to a theater near you this summer.

Larry, Howard, and Prince Von Douchebag know a thing or two about women, but when it comes to babies they're all wet!


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Howard, she did a poo poo; it's your turn to change her.


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Oh crap! I'll give you a thousand dollars if you do it. Once Anna's lawsuit is settled that is. And minus my lawyers fee.


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Please fellows, zere is no need to argue. We can get Zsa Zsa to do it. After all, zat is what ze women are for, ja? Ho ho ho.


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Help!

11 comments:

ffleur said...

man-oh-man

that poor bebe...

T-girl said...

Results tomorrow! I can't wait for this all to be O-V-E-R! Of course, you know it will be none of these yahoo's and the legacy will go on and on! ROTFL

I am sorry but I have to say this btw... can you imagine Larry Birkhead having sex? I mean he just doesn't strike me as an "oh baby, oh baby" type! He kind of feels like a crier too me! Oh and for the love of God, do NOT let that nasty Prince dude "be the one!" Lord that man is creepy plus who the hell wants to have Zsa Zsa taking care of that poor child, she would probably beat her to death with a walker!

Evil Pru said...

Ugh I don't want to imagine any of these three having sex.

Frannie Farmer said...

I'd like to think that the results would be the end of this circus .. I'd like to but it ain't gonna happen!

Diane said...

Maybe Larry has a nice sister with a couple of young'uns who can just add Danni to the brood

LA said...

t-girl - I can actually imagine Larry in the sack with more ease and less cringing than the other two.

GetFlix said...

This shit is crazy.

morbid misanthrope said...

At least that foreign guy knows a woman's place in the world.

Evil Pru said...

Fran- I'm enjoying the circus. I'd love to see something really bizarre happen.

Di- You know Angie is panting to adopt her.

LA- I see your point.

GF- isn't it tho! (rubs hands together with glee)

Morbid- based on your various comments I have concluded that you must be one of my ex-husbands. Now I just have to figure out which one. Ronnie, Donnie, Lonnie, or Earl? It don't matter. All of you bitches owe me child support!

Homo Escapeons said...

My Word!
That poor child indeed.
That ghastly Baron Von Douchebag really puts the NO in NObility.

Poor Zsa Zsa vat vill dis do to her reputation dahling?

Did you know that Zsa Zsa was married to Jack Ryan '75-'76...
he was #6...
didn't last very long I guess that his red oktober couldn't stay submerged for any length of time?

Evil Pru said...

How many husbands has Zsa Zsa had? Ten?