Jackie W Is So Over This Christmas Stuff

Not me though. Well, not yet anyway. I still have plenty of alcohol and space cakes.

Hope everyone is having a great holiday. Merry Christmas to you all!

Caught! Exclusive Pictures of Jackie Waffles Gettin' His Freak On

Sometimes in the Spring, a young cat's thoughts turn from snoozing and making sure he gets fed 23 times a day, to other, more primitive desires...










Thus didst this happen to our young Jackie one bright day in April, when he suddenly noticed that the goofy mermaid head he liked to nap on was really quite attractive, with nice, biteable hair.

"Snore, snarfle...huh? Hmmmm."






"Hey baby, how you doin'?"





"Looks like we're all alone here, honey. Just the two of us.

(whisper) Wanna get it on?"




"NOM NOM NOM"




(frenzied flinging)

"MMM HMMMM!"





LICK... "Oh girl"...LICK, LICK..."you so fine!"



"Did you like that, baby? Don't worry, the fun is just beginning."




Cue the porno music...




Bam Chicka wOw





Blam Chicka Meeow




Bam Chicka Woo Woo





Damn Chicka and How!




"YES, YES, YES! Oh Bab-"





"What the hell? Get that camera out of here, Pru!!!