Thursday, February 01, 2007
Don't Call Me Thigh-ra
Today on a very special Tyra we will discuss how horrible the media is for picking on fat celebrities, a topic all you real ladies out there can relate to. I mean this doesn't bother ME one bit. I love my fat. That's right, I Tyra Banks, love my fat rolls so much I want to have sex with them! I want to encourage all you young women out there to love yourselves, feed yourselves, and don't listen to the media that says everyone has to be skinny. I understand that not everyone has the high self esteem that I, Tyra Banks, was blessed with. Which is why I will be devoting an entire show to helping everyone understand that this picture of me was shot at a very bad angle AND photoshopped to make me look big. As you can clearly see I am not as big as that picture. I am wearing the exact same bathing suit, control top hose, and four inch heels. Yes, I might have gained thirty pounds since my modeling days but it all went to my boobs! So you can't believe these awful pictures! Really, I mean if I was that fat I'd kill myself.