Today on a very special Tyra we will discuss how horrible the media is for picking on fat celebrities, a topic all you real ladies out there can relate to. I mean this doesn't bother ME one bit. I love my fat. That's right, I Tyra Banks, love my fat rolls so much I want to have sex with them! I want to encourage all you young women out there to love yourselves, feed yourselves, and don't listen to the media that says everyone has to be skinny. I understand that not everyone has the high self esteem that I, Tyra Banks, was blessed with. Which is why I will be devoting an entire show to helping everyone understand that this picture of me was shot at a very bad angle AND photoshopped to make me look big. As you can clearly see I am not as big as that picture. I am wearing the exact same bathing suit, control top hose, and four inch heels. Yes, I might have gained thirty pounds since my modeling days but it all went to my boobs! So you can't believe these awful pictures! Really, I mean if I was that fat I'd kill myself.
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And she's been on the cayenne pepper, lemon, maple fast for the 6 weeks since that photo was published - is it wrong that I hope she gets hit by a truck on her way to Haagen Dazs?
Di- No, it's not wrong. I just love how she talks out of both sides of her mouth about this issue.
This whole thing was poorly disguised. I can't wait for the next cycle of ANTM to start and some poor girl (like Anchel, cycle 7) to get the brunt of Tyra's "you have to lose some weight if you want to be FIERCE" rant.
When is Naomi going to beat this bitch down?
please tell me she didn't devote a whole show to herself. again.
Oh wait. This isn't a joke? This bitch really came out on stage with that cut-out?
Now that's crazy.
Mish- February 21st!
LA- I don't know but I'd definately watch that.
PK- You mean every show isn't about her?
GF- No joke. She was very, very pissed that anyone would think she was that fat. But if she it would be okay. But she's not, damnit!
That's not the exact same bathing suit, either. Check out the colors. Lying ho-dawg.
Personally even "fat" I didn't think her body looked that bad! I think this whole little "scandal" was total bullshit, I mean seriously, what kind of message are we sending out to us ladies that are not the "ideal" that 160 at 5 foot 100" is BAD? Sister pulease, get over yourself- tell them to get f-ed and move on. I didn't see the show and have read nothing on it but she could have done something really good with this if she wasn't such a putz! LOL I think she MEANS well, unfortunatly she is too self absorbed, I think she wants to be Oprah but sister is NOT... not that I like Oprah either! LMAO
Maybe I am the odd man out but I likem round!
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