Monday, February 05, 2007

Big Ones

This is an el Hombre approved post.

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Dayum, Ivanka Trump has some huge ones. Those things are bigger than her head. Have they always been that big?

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Paula has big ones but they look really, really wrong. What's with the cave in the middle of her chest? Her cleavage reminds me of Tori Spelling's.

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Brooke Hogan's are quite large. One might call them hulking if one were so inclined. How old is Brooke anyway? Why does she look like a 40 year old, hard living stripper? Why don't celebrities believe in sending their offspring to college? So many questions today.

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John Travolta has a lovely set. I'd say he's at least a B cup. What do you think?

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Britney has a very big, very shiny forehead. I just noticed that she, Christian Slater, and el Hombre all have the same balding pattern.

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And finally Mischa Barton's boyfriend Cisco has quite a big pair of icky old man balls. My apologies to those of you who were eating.

Sorry el Hombre, I guess this wasn't exactly what you had in mind.


Scottsdale Girl said...

OMG that last pic made me throw up in my mouth a little

prunella jones said...

Sorry SG. I can't get over those balls. Did he hang weights from them? WTF?

LA said...

Travolta looks to be a 54 B.

And speaking as a 40-something woman who has seen man in various states of, um, age, Cisco's WAY TOO YOUNG to have balls that hang that low. There, I said it, and now we can move past it.

Frannie Farmer said...

yep, I am with scottsdale girl ... serious vomit issues here ...
Why, oh why would he let himself be photographed?
Isn't there a surgery for that sort of issue??

Diane said...

maybe el hombre can address this, but my guess is that cisco is very proud of his hangin' testicles - I think it is just a guy thing. and john travolta breaks all the stereotypes by proving that all gay men are not vain and good looking

T-girl said...

WHAT THE FRIG! You could warn a girl you are about to flash someone's schlong! How old IS that man anyways? Isn't your penis suppose to be ABOVE your nutsack? What will that look like at 80 I wonder? Will he like, tuck them into his socks for safe keeping???? I have no clue but that whole picture reminded me of 70's porn gone VERY WRONG! LOL

Brook is like 20ish I think... maybe mid 20's, WAY to young to look that old!

LOVED that you included 'ol Johnny boy in there! Maybe he should get with L. Ron and see if there is a suppliment or something for that!

T-girl said...

OH and Ivanka use to be flat as a wall... guess Daddy's money CAN buy you anything you want.

T-girl said...

This is the last one I PROMISE! Is it me or does Paula look like someones drunk trailer Mama gone bad? That whole picture is just a train wreck from hell! LOL

MJ said...

At least Travolta's tits are natural.

And Cisco needs to lose the socks.

GetFlix said...

Fake or not, I bet Trumps tits would make a great pillow for me to nap on.

prunella jones said...

You know John Travolta might have the only natural pair of breasts in Hollywood.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Everytime I see that photo of Cisco Adler, I sing in my head:

Do your balls hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow...

PixieGaf said...

LOL! How could Mischa fornacate with Cisco Adler? The man looks disfigured.

kookla100 said...

Pru! Classic post. Sorry I just realized you have a new site, I have updated your link!

honkeie2 said...

OMFG!!!! Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
That was sooo funny I almost spit on my computer!