Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Excellent! Things are going very well.
Jennifer Lopez will soon be hooked up to the e-meter. Kha ching!
Jenna Elfman is pregnant with a new thetan for the church.
Young Suri's education is coming along nicely.
The woman is giving us much resistance, but it is only a matter of time until we get our hands on their money. Oh yes!
I am very pleased with you, young Cruise. You have finally been recognized as the "Jesus of Scientology." A glorious new age is upon us.
Thank you, my master. So will I be getting the reward we discussed?
Very well. You may have a crystal studded, disco cross simular to Madonna's to hang from.