Saturday, February 03, 2007

Snow on the Beach?

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Hey baby!


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Oh that Richie! He is one hot lobster of love. Yummmmm I'd love some lobster with butter sauce right now. Or a rare New York strip steak with bleu cheese and strawberry shortcake and....Oh my God, I've already eaten my 500 calories for the day! What am I gonna do? How can I concentrate on tanning if I'm thinking about food?


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Looks like it's time for some of Mama's secret sugar.



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Sniff. Snort. Snuffle. Hoover.


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Ahhhhhhh that's better. Now I can tan in peace. Note to self, get Richie some sunscreen. He's gonna be shedding skin flakes all over the bed tonight. Gross!

10 comments:

ffleur said...

He's got two chins, saggy boobs and a big stomach. Her ribs and sternum are visible. This is a typical couple in Hweird. What a double standard.

I bet Jon Bon Jovi looks better at the beach. Got any pics of him? (please?)

D. Prince said...

I'd be high as a kite too if I was to if I had to crawl in bed with him at the end of the day.

GetFlix said...

You're on a roll, Pru!!

prunella jones said...

I'm sure she's not doing what it looks like in the pics. I always think of coke as a nightclub bathroom kind of thing, but still.....

T-girl said...

LMAO... I agree Pru, I saw one pict and it looks like that Vix shit I stuff up mine when I have whatever sickness my kid has decided to pass on BUT... it IS funny! He is like... icky! Was he always so icky? No I don't think so, he use to be ok, in fact not a year ago I saw him in person and he was ok... not like "OMG I want him" but he looked like a rich respectable guy on an easy day. NOW though... he looks like an overweight plumber from hoboken who is having a midlife crisis with the Babysitter! No wonder Charlie Sheen left her ass and was looking at porn.

Diane said...

There is no loving going on with that sunburn Richie is sporting. I can see why, being from Jersey, he'd feel like sunblock is not necessary, except that he is in Hawaii, about 3000 miles closer to the equator . . . Bon Jovi is married to his hi school sweetheart and manages to not go to pot - Richie on the other hand looks amazingly bad - and is reeling in celebutards - go figure

MJ said...

He's developing moobs.

Brenda said...

Awwww, he's just a little mushy. I'd stil hit it. As long as the lights were off.

PixieGaf said...

I wonder what Charlie Sheen thinks of these pictures?

honkeie2 said...

If I were a celeberty i would do my drugs under he covers.....and by the way who do ppl like celeberties buy coke from?