Damn you Birthers, and your relentless digging for the truth! Happy now? You'll pay for this, oh yes, when I call upon my father to bring up the zombie army and have them feast upon your brilliant brains! Ha ha ha!
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Boo Lobbs got this, didn't he!
http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/
in case you want to make one
Boo Lobbs has been digging for the truth relentlessly like the true American hero he is. I'm going to get my father to send a giant cockroach to devour him.
hahaha! I'm doing birthers too this week!
I love this, and I love your fake life.
wow, you're old.
Hey, I'm still younger than Madonna!
Besides I read in Vogue that 233 is the new 30.
Better watch out for those zombies. OOps, here comes one now, where's my double barrel?
Damn it, I missed your birthday. Happy be-lated birthday. And may I say you look FABUUUUUUULOUS for your age!!
Thank you! I do work hard to keep looking this hawt. I have to slaughter a goat once a week and sacrifice it to the evil overlords of gravity to keep my tits from drooping.
bwahahahahahahahha.
I might steal this lol
i want one, sugar! oh yeah, xl sent me! ;~D xoxo
I love zombies! ... this explains your awesomeness
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