Thursday, April 08, 2010

Caught! Exclusive Pictures of Jackie Waffles Gettin' His Freak On

Sometimes in the Spring, a young cat's thoughts turn from snoozing and making sure he gets fed 23 times a day, to other, more primitive desires...


Thus didst this happen to our young Jackie one bright day in April, when he suddenly noticed that the goofy mermaid head he liked to nap on was really quite attractive, with nice, biteable hair.

"Snore, snarfle...huh? Hmmmm."

"Hey baby, how you doin'?"

"Looks like we're all alone here, honey. Just the two of us.

(whisper) Wanna get it on?"


(frenzied flinging)


LICK... "Oh girl"...LICK, LICK..."you so fine!"

"Did you like that, baby? Don't worry, the fun is just beginning."

Cue the porno music...

Bam Chicka wOw

Blam Chicka Meeow

Bam Chicka Woo Woo

Damn Chicka and How!

"YES, YES, YES! Oh Bab-"

"What the hell? Get that camera out of here, Pru!!!