The Prunella Jones Story circa 2038

In today's episode, we see that Prunella has finally fulfilled her destiny as a crazy cat lady....




"Come here my babies. Chumley! Milkshake! Jackie Waffles the third! Frederica Von Gleepinstein! Come jump in the buggy and Mommy will wheel you over to the kitchen for some yummy, yummy vegan soy cream."

Meow, meow, purrr, meow




"Come along my darlings, it's num num nummers time. Today I've blended up some wheatgrass powder and corn gluten for a special treat."

Mew, Meow, Hisssssssssssssss

"What is it, Miss Franny Firecrotch? Why did you scratch Mommy? Did you ---"




CHOMP!!!!





"Ahhhhhhh....mmmwhargable...glug..."


Muyhahahahahahhaha! Land Gator did her a big favor. Chomp, Chomp. Munch.


Meow.

Land Gator Vs. Super Fishlike Thingee

Oh Super Fish-like Thingee!
We call for your help.
Oh great one,
Please answer our prayers.
Your servants prayers.
Like a wave you'd come
to save us from this evil.
To save us all from certain death.
Our guardian angel!
The great Super Fish-like Thingee!
Hero for the people, animals, and inanimate objects of this land.






Our prayers have been answered. A hero has emerged from the dusty shelves of a thrift store. With his vague resemblance to a fish and super powers of some sort, Super Fish-like Thingee comes forth as our greatest hope to defeat the horrible Land Gator. Here is his theme song:


He's for everyone of us!
He'll save everyone of us!
He'll save - with his not apparent but still very there super powers - every victim of this unreasonable villian.

Ooooooo yeah!





Ppppplech!





Very good. Let the battle begin!





Rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!

Muyhahahahahahahahhahaha!







Kkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Clomp!

Grrrrrowl....grrrrrrrrrrrr.





CHOMP!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!







CHOMP CHOMP

Gaaaaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Whaaaaaargable......(gasp)(pant)







Nooooooooo!

No, no, no!

Oh, Super Fish-like Thingee
Please summon all your strength to
defeat this terrible, disrespectful demon.
Use your powers!
Your amazing powers.
We are not sure what they consist of, but
we know them to be amazing!







Gasp.....plllllfffft....cough.

Muyhahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!




Oh no! Things are looking bleak for Super Fish-like Thingee. Will he be able to tear himself away from the jaws of death and defeat Land Gator? Can anyone stop this horrible monster? What the heck are those twins wearing on their heads? How much longer am I going to keep running this silly joke into the ground? For these answers and more, come back to find out!!!!!

Who Will Stop Land Gator?

That wretched Land Gator will not quit wreaking havok upon the innocent inhabitants of Casa de Prunella. Observe.





He chomped Shirley.






He NOMed Mae Mae.







And then he -gasp- made off with one of my mom's sassy boots!





Oh, what are we to do? How shall we ever rid ourselves of this horrible menace? If only some sort of hero would come along......






Did someone call for a hero? Never fear, senorita. I, El Muchacho Descarado, am here to save the day. Now, where is the villian? I will kick his espuma ass!





OMG! My prayers have been answered! The Sassy Boy is the hawtest superhero of all! If he can't get rid of Land Gator then no one can. Gracias, El Muchacho Des--







Chomp!



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!







Muyhahahahaha! Sassy superheros are even tastier to my mouf. Who can stop me? Nobody! I am unstopable. Ain't no one can stop me.
I mean, who gonna stop me?
You?
Sheeeeit.

Rated G for Gruesome

It was a lazy Sunday afternoon. A little orange kitteh lay curled up in his bowl, snoozing happily.






Suddenly startled by a noise, he opened his sleepy eyes. What was that?





Oh Noes!




Valiantly the tiny kitteh struggled and fought with all of his might, but he was no match for the evil (and hungry) land gator who swallowed him in one gulp.


WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?

The Adventures of Prozac Pony

Hi there! My name is Penny, but you can call me Prozac Pony. Everyone does. Why, you ask? Because after many years of therapy and a whole lot of Prozac, I realize that life is too short to be sad and alone and I want to spread the word.





I used to be depressed all the time and stayed by myself, never joining in any pony games. Since I was such a downer no one wanted to hang out with me, which made me even more bummed out. It truly sucked.






But that's all changed. Now I have a great outlook and tons of friends. Life is good.

Hey, guys!

Hey Prozac Pony, how's it goin?






Wait.....where are you going? Guys? Guys?







Guys? Come back! Is it....my breath? Is my conversation boring? What?

(cue the music from Jaws)






Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh






UMM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM





Muyhahahahaha. Yummy. Hungry Gator loves mentally healthy meat best! SSRI's are like MSG to me. Makes everything tastier to my mouf!

Still hungry.....






Halp!

Muyhahahahaha. NOM NOM NO--......pleh! Ack, ick, yuck! This meat no good. It taste like crazy.