Tuesday, August 04, 2009

does whatever a spider can

Last night I went to call my dog in and almost walked into a giant spiderweb right outside the door. An enormous spider sat smack in the middle of it sucking the juices out of some hapless bug.



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None of these pics turned out very good. The spider just shows up as a flash. I assume this is because he's radioactive.





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giant spider sits
waiting to jump on my face
suck the eyeballs out

Help!!

15 comments:

Eric said...

Don't like the arachnids, ugh.

diane said...

The web is remarkable.

We get some spiders, but the real problem is the slugs. Blech.

xl said...

I am frightened by the single evil orange eye in the top pix! Satan? Someone from the RNC? Amway representative?

Dr Zibbs said...

You should catch the spider and throw it on someone.

Mr. Condescending said...

That spider is harmless. Smush it with your fingers and flush him down the toilet! Then wash your hands and make a grilled cheese sandwich.

All This Trouble... said...

I think you're the monster. Look at the fragile beauty and mystery of it's web! And you come along trying to tear it down with your big head and eyeballs and stuff...

Cora said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

WendyB said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Gross!

Lulu LaBonne said...

It's good that it's eating all the bugs before they get in your house - but obviously once it has become enormous from eating all the bugs and really stoked up it's radioactivity it will come in and suck your brains out while you're watching Twilight.

jeremy said...

mmm, hapless bug juices.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Yikes.
I could go happily through life without ever laying my eyes upon another spider.

Oh yes I could.
But the web is certainly facinating

words...words...words... said...

Nice arachnophobic haiku!

That web is gorgeous.

John Smith said...

I was just going to post about a spider. How weird.

honkeie2 said...

eat it!

Girl Interrupted said...

Yes, yes, lovely web, all God's creatures, etc, etc ...

Now KILL IT! KILL IT DEAD!