If you need me I'll be in the bar.
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14 comments:
Taking a refreshing...hic...nap.
I like the disgust on the face of the bartender.
I don't trust a girl that doesn't drink.
You probably drink because it feels good.
Hey, you've barely touched either glass!
Wait...you mean this thing I've been doing of drinking to get a hangover...it's not supposed to work that way?
"Asleep at the bar with a drink in my hand.
Dreaming of you in a far away land!"
What kind of place puts their condiments in old six-pack containers?
shit - and all this time I've just been drinking to show the boys I can hold it better than them!
I need to get out with the girls more
That's my kind of drinkin'.
Ha ha ha! Have one for me!
She's not drunk, she's just 'especially introspective' at the bar.
hell yeah, but dont ask me why your butt hurts in the morning....i wont remember either....
Sleeping at the bar is how women meet new men and their apartments! Yay for getting out and socializing!
A drunk girl without me around to take advantage of her is like christmas with no santa claus. Not that I look like santa, but you know what I mean.
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