You know, my days are so busy - what with all the dancing and smoking and flirting that I do - that I don't always get a chance to answer my comments or visit your blogs the way I'd like. But don't go thinking that I don't appreciate you, 'cause I do.
Now that the holidays are upon us, I'd like to take a moment to let you all know just how much you mean to me. So I wrote you a couple of poems.
Oh blogger pals, my blogger pals! 2008 is done
It's kinda been a sucky year but at least you guys are fun.
I love your wit, your pretty pics, and the stories that you've shared.
Your comments cheered me up a lot, it's nice to know you cared.
I wish you joy, I wish you bling
and lot's of happy days ahead.
Please don't tell my mom that I showed you my boobs
or else she might fall over dead!
I thought that I would never see
a blog so cool as thou's and thee's.
It's hard to pick the very best
suffice to say they all impressed.
And the best part of my day
is reading what you have to say.
Poems are made by fools like me
but only you can....um....let's see..
rhyming is too hard...I'd rather paaaarty! (hic)
Oh how do I love thee bloggers? Let me count the --- what?
Dude, don't interrupt me while I'm being a poet! No, you freak, I don't want to see your candy cane!
Well....okay, show me.
Meh, I've seen better. Now where was I? Crap, I forget the rest of this poem.
Well, you know what I'm trying to say right? I love you all and I hope you have a groovy and wonderful holiday! Cheers!