Monday, December 29, 2008

2008: The Year in Review in Haikus

Eliot Spitzer
fought crime by fucking hookers
bye bye hypocrite

Kucinich tried
but couldn't impeach Bush since
blow jobs weren't involved

Hillary Clinton
lost the Dem nomination
boy was my mom pissed!

They said tomatoes
made people barf, then peppers?
Salsa-less summer

Chinese Olympics
there is no way those gymnasts
were sixteen. No way!

Four bucks gallon gas
I just knew this was bullshit
and, of course, it was

The war in Iraq
went on and on and on and
on and on and on....

Twilight books/movie
shiny vampires played baseball
this is sexy? What?

Ugh, Sarah Palin
I really hated this bitch!
loved the glasses tho

Palin said God "would
do the right thing in Nov." Hah!
God thought she sucked too

So glad Barack won
too bad he'll spend all four years
cleaning up Bush's mess

Banks fucked up big time
Wall Street lost millions, got more
I pay bills, get screwed

Some guy threw a shoe
at Bush, too bad it missed him
and wasn't a bomb

How's about we try
trickle UP economics
in 2009?


Bill Stankus said...

Ring a ding, Obama's calling - he needs a Secretary of Haiku. DC needs you. The Nation needs you. But don't go, we need you to entertain us. We be greedy.

Krissyface said...

kick ass poems, Pru.

Happy new year!

Savvy Mode SG said...

what a poem... happy new year!

fashion herald said...

wow, can't believe i'd almost forgot about spitzer with the big plaxico scandal! but I am a football fan, and I'm so comfy with our new gov.

Sweet Cheeks said...

Love your Haikus! I forgot about the tainted veggies...what a strange year it was. Start 2009 off with a bang, buy a gun! :)

Diane said...

Once again, I can only say . . .


Warped Mind of Ron said...

Happy New Year. My new years resolution is not to make clothing out of toilet paper and run through a car wash screaming about acid in the water dissolving my clothing. Last time they made me stay at a strange building with weird people in it.

Lulu LaBonne said...

bye bye Jackie's balls
Hello to non-smelly cat
will he sulk for long?

Happy 2009 Pru - thanks for all the larfs

xl said...

Bon Année

Thank you for another year of sharing your writing. Best to you in '09.