Friday, December 12, 2008

I've Recently Come To The Following Conclusions:

1. It's about ten years too late to party like it's 1999.

2. I used to be able to rock-n-roll all night, crash for a couple of hours, function fine all day, and then do it again the next night. And the night after that. And the night after that. Well, not anymore.

3. I just want to sleep! And watch TV....while napping.

4. I am officially an old person.


Now pass me that bag of Werther's Originals, dadgummit!

13 comments:

xl said...

Uh, did somebody have a birthday recently?

Bill Stankus said...

You'll be OK until you need someone else to brush your teeth for you.

WendyB said...

Keep it down there, you kids! Enough with the loud blogging. You're interrupting my stories.

honkeie2 said...

Have you found the urge to say things like:
'Back in my day'
'Get off my lawn'
or
'No thank you i cannt handle the hard stuff anymore'

Prunella Jones said...

I burn the candle at both ends
it gives such lovely light
but oh my friends and oh my foes
I'm tired and feel like shite!

Krissyface said...

you can't be old if you can still eat werthers originals. dem candies stick to yaw dental work like it's nobody's business, my fine lady!

Diane said...

Welcome to the old ladies club.

Sweet Cheeks said...

You're not officially old until strangers stop addressing you as 'Miss' and start calling you 'Mamn'. Then you know you're done for.
:)

Lulu LaBonne said...

Having just watched the best act ever on Garfunkle's Gutter I'm wondering why you aren't performing on telly with songs and dance routines showing just why men prefer old chicks?

Warped Mind of Ron said...

You can't be old. Does the Boobie Barn hire the elderly? I mean they would need to install a ramp so they could get on the stage with their walkers and such. I'm not even sure how they would use the pole from their little Scooters.

Georgy said...

You are not alone Pru! I am in my very early thirties and feel exactly de same way! Gosh, I wish I could party really big like in the old days....!! I can´t imagine what´s ahead of me when I turn 40!
Cheers from Argentina!

Emily said...

um wow...i totally thought your first point was a joke, only to then realize that it really is almost 2009!

fashion herald said...

and to think i used to wonder in my early 30's "will I always want to spend my life in bars?" now I just wonder if i'll ever go outside again.