1. It's about ten years too late to party like it's 1999.
2. I used to be able to rock-n-roll all night, crash for a couple of hours, function fine all day, and then do it again the next night. And the night after that. And the night after that. Well, not anymore.
3. I just want to sleep! And watch TV....while napping.
4. I am officially an old person.
Now pass me that bag of Werther's Originals, dadgummit!