Oh winter! How drab and dull it can be. I put on a pretty dress and drank some coffee but still....I feel the need for a little pick-me-up.
I know! I'll sniff a little glue! Yeah! And maybe a can of computer duster! Hell, make that three cans! That ought to do the trick.
Oh my God, that's so sweet! I feel like I'm walking on sunshine.
The colors......it's so magical. It's like..um....wait a minute...there's spiders! All over me. Eeeekkkk, get them off! Oh God! Wait.....what?
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The best advice when you think spiders are on you is to strip naked... and take photos and send them to me. Then I will tell you if there are any more spiders. Nice of me eh?
There are no spiders in the snow.
On side of computer duster can: "Warning, huffing this will result in bad fashion choices."
great story. i like the spider in the end.
yeah, spiders at the end was beautiful!
I fucking LUUURVE Allison. I watched every segment of Intervention on Youtube at work and I was afraid to get up to go to the bathroom because I thought she might be waiting for me, wanting to 'talk' about her traumatic life with those gigantic, saucerlike pupils.
I can't believe they took away her cats. So mean.
Pru, I thought of you when I saw this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzX8UhKXL-g&feature=related
prunella de ville, I love you.
and I'm still really annoyed by anne hathaway, i can't explain why. ugh, hated the cover.
Mmmmm....computer duster.
I've been in a big funk for a couple of months . . . maybe pretty dresses are the answer
[off topic]
Hope you have the best possible Christmas!
I feel so guilty wanting to bend Anne Hathaway over and just do her from behind what with her being a big Disney Princess and all, but I can't help it. I want to rip the fairy princess dress off and bump bump bump uglies while she shouts 'yes yes yes' at the top of her lungs. Am I bad?
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