Friday, August 17, 2007

Catchy



You must watch this. I am trying to work up a pole dancing routine to the tune take anything you want! right this very minute.

22 comments:

Captain Smack said...

This reminds me of some of the art films I've starred in, except these people all had their clothes on for some reason ("the less clothing, the more artistic it is", at least that's what Sergio, the director, kept telling me). I wonder if they were paid in hashish as well.

LA said...

That made the rounds about a year ago. Still a classic, though, with its rich S&M theme.

muse said...

Smack! I watched the whole sick thing...thinking maybe some soft porn at the end...bummed.

Prunella Jones said...

Captain- no, I think they were paid in Hello Kitty dollars.

Wow it's cool to hear that you've been in art films. I did a bit of that in college. Tell me, did yours involve rubbing a naked blonde girl with egg salad? Because I seem to remember my co-star looking a little like Jesus.

LA- it figures that this is old. I'm the last to hear about everything.

Muse- sorry about the ending. But at least you got to watch an exciting upper body workout while learning phrases that will come in handy the next time you visit Riverside, California.

morbid misanthrope said...

A few years ago, I used to hang out with a fellow death metal musician from North Carolina. He had a bunch of good CDs, but he was a pervert, some kind of ass deviant or something. He had a thing for Asian women and would always ask me where all “them Asian sluts hang out all’a time.” I made the mistake of going to lunch with him at a Japanese noodle place one time. He waited for women to leave and would smell their chairs as soon as they left. “Man, I’d eat that ass with a squeeze’a lemon and a olive on the side. Hyuck-hyuck!” he’d say constantly.

I quit hanging out with that toothless idiot when he started carrying a black ski mask around with him, saying “You know, man, hyuck-hyuck! Just in case I find the right woman.” He was probably the reason that “take anything you want, just don’t hurt me” dance video was created; although, if the video were actually targeted to his potential victims, they would have had a section about biting off your own tongue to bleed to dead before the shame kicks in.

D. Prince said...

Holy Shit, that's all I have to say.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Sorry... just to clarify, I can take anything I want?

Diane said...

The stars of the video are all "special", right?

anandamide said...

What if you got robbed by 3 men? Or a guy and girl? You'd be giving the police wrong information....

Prunella Jones said...

Morbid- I'm very surprised at this. Normally you meet the world's nicest, most upstanding, people at death metal shows. Wait, actually, you meet the nicest people at truck stops. But death metal muscians write some of the most sensitive love songs ever so of course they must be very genial. I guess there is a bad apple in every bunch, eh?

D- well said!

Mish- as long as you spare me my life.

Diane- I think they are studying to become cartoons.

Anadamide- good point. What if you were robbed by tranny hookers (a high possibility) or you couldn't tell what their gender was (Pat types)? This video needs to be much longer.

Mister Underhill said...

Welcome to las vegas.

Mister Underhill said...

Ok, I am finally watching the vagina power videos. Wow.

Prunella Jones said...

The Vagina Power videos are very informative, aren't they? For instance, I wasn't aware that a man's life force is in his nuts, until I watched it.

Mister Underhill said...

My life is forever changed.

D.O.M. Dan said...

Well I hope you come up with a more titillating dancing routine than what you featured on your post. Can I use the word titillating? After all, it has the word tit in it.

Anyway, I took the advice of the girls on the video who suggested "I take anything you want", which for me was to click my mouse and move away from the horror I was watching. I was just trying to "spare my life" from ending, but "I was robbed by two" minutes of my life . . . .

Beefcake Almighty said...

Wow, there's ONE sure sign the apocalypse is upon us.

Prunella Jones said...

Mister U- I'm glad you've taken this to heart. I know that personally I will now be on guard against letting any man hit the bottom of my vagina. I don't want to be screwed into slavery. Thank you, Alexyss!

Dan- no, you may not use the word tittilating! I absolutely forbid it!

beefcake- you are right, of course. I think the apocalypse officially began when it was revealed that the cute purple Teletubbie, Tinkie Winkie, is a gay. I have been communicating telepathically with Pres. Bush about this very problem. Stay calm, all will be well as soon we implant those identifying chips.

Sudiegirl said...

Is this a self defense video combined with lazy person's aerobics?

OH MY GOD. I think even PBS would reject this program.

Sometimes they call me Kelley, sometimes Twizzle. Sometimes a lot worse. said...

sigh...

Chrissakes, prunella. Get any funnier and I'll be wearing frickin Depends.

okay. off now to send everyone over here...

MJ said...

Prunella - Hysterical! I have a few moves that I'd like to add to this. Any idea where I can submit them?

kookla@work said...

How typically passive-agressive for a woman in a leotard. Someone needs to introduce these girls to Madonna's trainer. And leotardist.

Prunella Jones said...

Sudie- well it's not as gripping as watching "The History of Dung" like I saw on PBS the other night, but few things are.

sometimes, etc.- wow that's a mouthful of a name. Can I just call you Twizzl?

MJ- Japan, maybe?

Kookla- you know, Madonna should check them out. She could use a few Harijuku girls.