Paris cries!
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America feels her pain at the injustice.
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Lindsay Lohan has no comment.
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OJ says: "Man, celebrities just can't get no breaks from the legal system!"
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Do you think Al Sharpton will find this as funny as I did?
I nearly peed my pants at this one.
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I can see the "movie of the week" already. Paris will star as herself.
On the Lifetime network. "THERE IS NO JUSICE: The Paris Hilton Story." It will star her and JAke Gyllenhaal as the hunky psychitrist who visits her in jail.
Or on the Playboy channel - "SHANKING THE SKANK"
(btw, i just had to add "skank" to my browser's spellchecker. i can't believe that's the first time i've used that word in a comment)
Or on the A&E channel- "PARIS IS BURNING" Surprisingly it's not a documentary about Valtrex.
I am touched and honored that you used the word "skank" for the very first time on my blog. That's even better than the time I came up first in google search on "anal bleaching." (And I couldn't be prouder of that) Thanks Captain!
What a happy fucking day.
Bravo!
D.- (snicker)
LA- last night was fun. I had a great time watching all the absurd coverage of this stupid story.
She's gonna miss at least 40 parties!!
I wonder what else is happening in the world....
It is a shame those two young girls are showing such public support when Paris wouldn't be seen dead even spitting on them, because she's a racist scrag.
GF- It's so cruel, isn't it? I'm going to take to the streets to fight for her right to party!
Ms. Smack- Why this slag has any fans whatsoever is one of those great mysteries of life, right up there with The Bermuda Triangle, and Bigfoot.
It is my understanding that Paris is afraid of taking a poo while in jail, because someone might photograph it. I don't know why I felt compelled to tell you.
I don't know why she would care. We've already seen her with a dick in her mouth.
And every other part of her body that none of us wanted to see.
*throwing up in my mouth a little*
If she was indeed on suicide watch as the news media reported briefly, I can only hope that one of the guards has the good sense to slip her a razor blade and tell her she looks fat and poor.
SG- I think we should be able to sue those who make us throw up in our mouths a little, don't you? Oy vey, that taste!
Morbid- being that she has now professed an interest in helping the poor, I think she should allow the guards to take a picture of her on the toilet so they can make some bank.
Yeah why hasnt the good reveren come out to speak on Paris's behave?
HAHAHAH misanthrope, you crack me up!
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