Why am I constantly seeing pictures of Kim Kardashian everywhere? Why is she famous just because she made a raunchy sex tape featuring Brandy's little brother peeing on her? Are golden showers really considered sexy? Am I a prude for not wanting to experience one? Does she have butt implants? What would it feel like to sit down on them? Would it be like having a hemorrhoid pillow permanently attached to your ass? What if one of those suckers deflated? If you rub Kim's butt do you think a genie might appear and grant you three wishes? What would you wish for? Do you think I should quit drinking so much espresso?
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I have no idea who she is but I'd R.Kelly her if she wants.
She leaked a sex tape before achieving fame. This should be interesting.
Golden showers? No thanks. Since her butt was probably bought with OJ's money (her late dad was one of his attorneys), I'm surprised Goldman hasn't tried to foreclose on it
She is a wannabe. Hanging out with Paris, hoping to be famous for nothing. Right now she is working it while Paris is in the clink. Its her only hope of taking a lead.
Honk- I love how you used R.Kelly as a verb!
GF- She obviously read my post where I outlined the ten steps to achieving fame. Making a sex tape with some minor celeb was step number seven, I believe.
Diane- Poor Goldman, he'll never get anything.
Ffleur- I do wish someone would take the crown away from Paris.
I'm starting to have doubts as to how any of these people in Hollyweird get famous.
I have no comment as I need to go off and ponder all your questions.
Hey Pru, whatcha think about Ted Casablanca's blind item today?
ROTFL.... I was just wondering the same thing. Evidently we are in the age of Porn Stars again! Only this time they are cool! She is a hooker, her Daddy must beam down from the clouds full of pride for his little girl! Personally I wouldn't mind an Evain shower, but a Golden... yeah, I like my water clear and clean thank you very much.
Bren- I never usually read Ted because I hate his fucktard style of writing. It makes me want to punch him in the face. But since you mentioned it, I just went to check it out.....interesting. Think it's Angelina?
Jen- these questions may never be answered, but they give me something to think about while I'm hanging from my stripper pole.
T- when I was in second grade, a mean boy named Kelly always threatened to pee on me. I wonder what kind of sick stuff he is into nowadays?
From her posture in that picture, it is clear to me that she has some sort of spinal malfunction. She probably bent something out of shape spending all that time bent over ergonomically unfriendly Hollywood office furniture.
I also have no clue who this person is.
Brendalove - hehe, hollyweird.
(stop mocking me I can hear you! I find it funny ok, I'm strange and I laugh at weird things...)
As far as questions go I can't deal with that many at once. **curles into a little ball and rocks from side to side**
Morbid- See I was assuming the heavy weight of those butt implants was the reason she couldn't straighten up, but your explanation makes more sense. And it's wittier as well. Sometimes I am so very, very, jealous of your twisted yet logical brain! Mine is sort of leaky and full of holes, possibly caused by either tapeworms or my raging hormones, I'm not sure which.
Yoffi- what a cool name! I apologise for all the questions, I was hyped up on caffeine and sugar when I wrote it.
Pru - I'm curious about something. Do you have a pole at home for practice or do you just use the one at the club?
I'm wanting to redo the bedroom and was thinking of having one installed, but I wanted to get the opinion of someone else who has one.
meanwhile, her dad is rolling over in his grave...
Jen- of course I have one! I need it to practice my act. Right now I'm working on a routine where I twirl two flaming batons while hanging upside down by my toes. It's going pretty good, but I keep accidently singeing my hair. Ouch! But, yes, by all means get yourself a pole for the bedroom. You and your man will have a lot of silly fun with it.
PK- ah well, maybe the dead enjoy a good roll every now and then. My dad will be spinning like a top if Hillary wins the presidency in 2008.
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