Thursday, June 21, 2007
Why am I constantly seeing pictures of Kim Kardashian everywhere? Why is she famous just because she made a raunchy sex tape featuring Brandy's little brother peeing on her? Are golden showers really considered sexy? Am I a prude for not wanting to experience one? Does she have butt implants? What would it feel like to sit down on them? Would it be like having a hemorrhoid pillow permanently attached to your ass? What if one of those suckers deflated? If you rub Kim's butt do you think a genie might appear and grant you three wishes? What would you wish for? Do you think I should quit drinking so much espresso?