Like a moth to flame, I am irresistably drawn to pictures of Tom and KAtie Cruise. I find everything about them them facinating. I mean, why did Tom cut his hair to look like Moe from The Three Stooges? Did the same person give KAtie a new do? Why does she suddenly look like a 50 year old socialite from Boca Raton? Is Posh smuggling cantaloupes in her dress? How much carrot juice would a person have to swallow to achieve such orange skin? Where did they buy those sunglasses that make them resemble Whitley Strieber's "grey aliens?" Do they sell them at the Scientology Center? Should I buy a pair? Is there a dress code for attending soccer games that I don't know about? Is Katie really pregnant, and if so, who did she have sex with? Is it just me or does the lady in the front row resemble an older, non-dead, Princess Diana?
Enquiring minds want to know.
18 comments:
That woman in the front row looks like some kind of Princess Dianna/Rod Stewart hybrid.
Whoa. I think my testicles just retracted.
Aaahahahahaha, I wondered if the woman was wearing a peach turtleneck or if that was a neck roll--what the hell is that?
Good eye, Captain! I see it.
Now why would talking about Princess Di/Rod Stewart worry your testicles? She was a hot babe, and he is apparently very macho. I heard his stomach can hold a gallon of semen! That's pretty hardcore IMO.
Helen- yikes, you are right. I have no idea what that is but her spray tan is making it worse.
From what I heard, a gallon of semen in a man's stomach is Scientology's definition of "macho" as well...
Ewww...
Posh definitely looks like an alien and the lady in the front row sorta looks like Carm Soprano's older sister
Mish- I've heard that as well. You cannot achieve "Theta Clear" unless you can pass the semen test.
SG- I quit watching The Sopranos after the first season, but I am surprised to hear they didn't kill Tony off in the last episode. Seems like it would only be fitting.
Tom is sporting his hot heterosexual look.
The best way to go incognito is to overdress to the max, get matching 'dos, and wear ginormous sunglasses . . .
At least the Beckham boys have some sense of style
Pru - There's some controversy about whether or not they killed Tony off. Some people I know totally interpreted that way (that he was killed). I guess the real test is if they do a movie some day.
I think the woman who looks like Princess Di and the younger woman next to her, are David Beckham's mom and sister. This was his last game for Real Madrid so it was a big thing.
And her looking like Diane? I think its an English thing.
GF- his idea of a hot, hetro look is vastly different from mine.
Diane- the Beckham boys are pretty damn cute. I hope they won't grow up to be idiot sluts.
LA- really? I'd like to see the ending. I wonder if someone has youtubed it. I'll look for it today.
Ffleur- she definitely has the Di hairdo. My mom used to sport one as well.
Oh, I KNOW! I think she has pictures of Jackie O all over the house and is channeling her energy! Doesn't she look just like here... right before she passed on? I am so glad I am not the only one asking these questions. Scientology and Tom Cruise have really aged that girl, same thing happen to NK too though. I bet he is a sex feind in his quest to prove he is straight and they get no sleep hence the old haggered look! I think I would be spending some of his money on some skin creme or something!
T- living with his craziness 24/7 would be enough to age anybody. Plus all that PDA he insists on.... ick.
The greys brought back Princess Di so she could kill the Reptilian's cybernetic Jimmy Carter. I thought everyone knew that.
Morbid- I'm always the last to know. Man, do I hate that!
more importantly, did they get the group rate on haircuts and sunglasses?
PK- my guess would be yes. Scientology chic is very hip this summer.
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