Saturday, June 30, 2007

I'll Need to See Some I.D.

So according to this site my blog has been given an R rating.

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This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* sex (3x)
* dick (2x)
* skank (1x)

How disappointing! After all my talk of golden showers I thought I'd at least get an NC-17.

The same site has a few good quizzes. For instance, I learned that:



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Helen said...

bitch (2x) and masochist (1x) got me a PG rating--good thing I deleted my other blog, it was a veritable land-mine of f-bombs. Or maybe that's a bad thing...

D.O.M. Dan said...

I was surprised that my "Family" blog got a PG rating, and my "Dirty Old Men" blog got a G rating. I only have a 30% chance of surviving zombies.

Fun stuff. Thanks.

Jenster said...

You would think as many times as I've said "boob" on my very conservative, family friendly blog I would have gotten at least a PG. But it gave me a G. I'm going to have to spice things up apparently.

Captain Smack said...

You should hang with me, babe. My shit's, like, totally NC-17.

prettykitty said...

i don't even know if i should even brag about my g rating, dagnabit.

Prunella Jones said...

Helen- I usually curse so much during the day that I'm amazed to find my blog was f-bomb free. Why did you delete your other blog?

Dan- you should stock up on canned goods and learn how to make a molotov cocktail if you want to increase your zombie attack survival. You never know when one might strike. Like the boy scouts, we must all be prepared.

Jen- I love the word boob. It's the best word for describing the soft, fleshy, milk-secreting glands on a woman's chest, don't you think? Breast sounds too corny, and tit is too vulgar. Whenever I write romance tho, editors always want me to change it to bosom or something. So annoying.

Captain- only an NC-17? But Captain, you are practically the Ron Jeremy of the blog world! Who did you pay off to avoid getting a X rating?

PK- you should brag actually. It's hard to work clean.

The Ego said...

I purposely said motherfucker and still only got NC 17. What is that anyway?
Love ya Prunella!

Prunella Jones said...

Hhhhhm. It must only go as far as NC-17.

Thanks for stopping by The Ego. I see from you're profile that you might also be God. Please come back to visit me, as I have many questions for you.

morbid misanthrope said...

Interesting stuff. My blog got an NC-17 for the following: death (6x) fuck (5x) fucking (4x) slap (3x) penis (2x) knife (1x). I guess the rest of my salty language went over their heads. I'm also 76% likely to survive a zombie apocalypse; although, it's probably because in such a situation I would kill everyone--zombie or not. Which, by the way, is pretty much what I do already.

Prunella Jones said...

Morbid- I figured you would get a NC-17. I also knew you'd do well in a zombie attack, but geez, settle down Beavis! If you can't discriminate between me and a zombie then I won't be sharing my M-16 with you!