Friday, May 25, 4:00 AM
Ah that party was so bitchin! (sniff sniff) Let's go pick up some brews and corn-nuts from this mini mart and then head back to my car. I'll drive.
OMG! What the heck? Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!
Dude, it's me. I mean it's you. I mean it's Lindsay, from the future. Listen whatever you do tonight, DO NOT DRIVE! I totally mean it.
Trippy. (sniff sniff) I must be really high.
No, this is, like, true. If you, like, drive tonight you are so totally going to crash your Mercedes into a tree. And then, like, the cops are going to find drugs in your car and you'll be, like, arrested. It will so suck!
Yeah. Okay. Whatever. (sniff sniff) Hey do you have any coke on ya?
Oh sure, totally. Come on, let's just go behind this time machine thingy so the paps don't see us.