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15 comments:
Quote from Antonio Banderas...
"I love wrinkles — I think wrinkles are…carats, like a good diamond, and I love that, I don't care…"
Nana?
If wrinkles are like diamonds then the De Beers family might want to start mining in Mel's kneecaps.
Jeez, how the mighty have fallen. What is she doing to herself?
I'm sure it's just the light, angle of photo, etc. but still! My 65 year old mom has sexier legs.
I don't know why hideous pics of celebrities bring me so much enjoyment but they do. I takes me chuckles where I can.
how old is she? That's kind of scary.
She is not old enough to look that bad . . .
^What Diane said. And allow me to add that if I were her, I'd never leave my house wearing shorts. Ever.
I think I saw her legs in an alien autopsy video they were showing at a UFO convention.
Note to Self - Pick up Carton of Virginia Slims tomorrow.
Bren- what Diane said.
Diane- I guess they haven't yet figured out a way to put botox in a person's kneecaps yet. But they will.
LA- if she gained ten pounds she would look so much younger, I bet. And then I'd just make fun of her fat legs.
Morbid- I hear that! I can't go to UFO conventions anymore. Too traumitzing. Besides I'm too busy going to my alien abductee therapy sessions four times a week. It's really helped me to quit shaping my mashed potatoes into The Devil's Tower.
Jen- you should consider switching to Menthols. That way people won't bum all your smokes.
eeewwwww...i'm really glad my legs don't look like that. mine are just hairy.
Slim and s.e.x.y. absolutely!
Tippi looks better than Mel.
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