Bill Stankus from Just A Moment Of Miscellany tagged me with this long questionnaire.
1. What are your current obsessions?
Lately I enjoy finding old pictures at the the thrift store and "improving" them by painting or gluing inappropriate stuff into the pic. Sort of like a 3D version of Blingee, I guess.
Like, I found this old photo of an angel watching over some kids on a bridge.
It's sweet, huh? But it would be much cooler if the angel was chasing the kids instead, don't you think? As soon as I can find a clear pic of one, I'm going to put a chainsaw in her hands and then alter her expression slightly to make her look insane and the kids more freaked out.
I'm also digging this gif of Christopher Walken. (Hats off to whoever made it.)
Whoa, psychedelic. Hopefully this isn't giving you a seizure.
It would be fun to make something similar. Perhaps one of me naked, holding a chainsaw and floating through space?
I like to do these "art projects" even though they are completely dumb. Hey, it keeps me off the streets!
2. Which items from your wardrobe do you wear most often?
Jeans, tee shirts, and my Jesus sandles are what I wear for hanging out at home. If I'm going out then it's nicer jeans, nicer tees and hawt shoes.
3. What's for dinner?
I don't know, what do you feel like cooking?
4. Last thing you bought?
Some L-lysine for my canker sore. It's much better today BTW.
5. What are you listening to?
A Ghost Is Born by Wilco. Love that band so much! Can't wait for their new album.
6. If you were a god/goddess who would you be?
Probably Eris, the Greek goddess of chaos and mischief. Heh heh.
7. Favorite holiday spots?
Anyplace I've never been to before.
8. Reading right now?
The Portable Obituary: How the Famous, Rich, and Powerful Really Died by Michael Largo. I'm a sucker for trivia books and anything morbid.
9. Four words to describe yourself.
Just four? That's hard. I'm really fascinating! Let's see....Dreamer, Slacker, Philosopher, and Dork.
10. Guilty pleasure?
Tons, but does it count if I don't really feel guilty about them?
11. Who or what makes or made you laugh until you’re weak?
Well, I love the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The episode "Charlie Gets Molested" nearly made me pee my pants. I like outlandish, absurd type humor.
12. Who or what makes you so angry you could scream?
Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin represent everything I hate about America. I would happily throw feces at them if I ever got the chance.
13. Planning to travel to next?
My mom is making go to my aunt's wedding anniversary party this summer. Since they live in Atlanta I'll be forced to drive through Georgia again - shudder - other than that no plans, but I'm open to anything. You never know.
14.Best thing you ate or drank lately?
It wasn't all that lately, but the best thing I ever ate was a deep fried Mars Bar. Damn, that was good! Also, if I were super rich, I swear I'd be fatter than Oprah from going to fabulous four star restaurants every single night, and being able to throw back the finest vodka and caviar whenever I felt like it (which would be often.)
15.When did you last get tipsy?
Probably last weekend.
16. Favorite ever film?
Rubin and Ed. I don't know why this movie is so obscure. I haven't been able to find a DVD of it, which sucks because it's so great. It's about an eccentric, unsociable, young man who is forced by his mother to make some friends before she'll return his stereo to him. He is joined on a trip through a desert by a pyramid-scheme salesman, as they search for a location to bury a frozen cat. Who wouldn't love that? Plus Crispin Glover, my all time fav actor, is in it.
17. Care to share some wisdom?
Sure. Unfortunately, I don't have any. Sorry. :(
18. If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?
I'd love to be stinking rich. (Sorry for stealing your answer, Bill.)
19. What are your blog turn-ons and turn-offs?
I enjoy clever posts and people who seem like they'd be a lot of fun to hang out with. Also, anyone who challenges me to look at the world a little differently. I'm forever getting crushes on various bloggers.
Turn-offs include people who use their blogs in place of therapists. Come on! I understand and all but it gets really dull. I get tired of saying "buck up, little soldier" constantly.
20. Favorite website?
Youtube.com. I go there several times a day, every day.
Okay, I now hereby tag everyone who has not already done this one. You know who you are.
The rules are as follows: you've got to answer all the questions, change one and then add one.