I would totally watch a monkey knife fight. Is that wrong?
If Hitler had played the banjo do you think history would have been different? I do.
I'd really like to learn how to clog dance.
How come you never see pinheads anymore? Are they extinct or has modern medicine been able to mask the condition with plastic surgery? Also, "Where Have All the Pinheads Gone?" would be a great name for a band, don't you think?
Is the sentence above grammatically correct? I doubt it.
I need to remember to buy some rubber gloves. So that I.......won't ruin my manicure while doing dishes...... yeah that's it.
Mustard!
What are you thinking about this morning?
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I am thinking about going and getting the ingredients for my latest espresso stout. The weather has finally cooled off enough for it to ferment safely.
I am thinking about how much I do not want to mow the lawn.
I am thinking that it sucks being the only adult in the house who thinks that they need to grocery shop.
I am thinking that I am too old to have to beg for what I need in a relationship.
I am thinking too much.
Namaste.
Hmmmm...
I am thinking school sucks and summer rocks!
I am thinking I'm having friends over later and I need to clean the guest bathroom.
I am thinking I hope I don't punch my sons grade 2 teacher because I came this close when my older son had her 3 years ago.
I am thinking Prunella is up way too early.
I'm thinking that I'm an idiot for wearing a wool suit today
I'm thinking I need to get my cholesterol checked
I'm thinking that I hope my tire with the slow leak makes it through the day
wish me luck!
How come you never see pinheads anymore?
You are THE COOLEST chick in all of Blogland. I thought I was the only female who watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, that movie about the freaks.
I heart pinheads ...
... and I just came up with an idea for this year's Halloween costume.
I so thought I was busted for stalking and it would be "Why is that freak underhill visiting my site at 6am again?
Next thing you know he will be telling me he wants to sniff my neck!
And as Dennis Miller said, "I never met a pinhead I didn't like."
Is the above quotation correct? I never understood how those worked, either.
I am thinking between your get up earliness and my stay up lateness, we are awake for 24 hours a day. Shouldn't we be more efficient?
I am thinking my four year old would talk until she passed out if I did not stop and tell her to breathe.
I am thinking I am crazy for agreeing to play indoor soccer tonight.
Phil- I am thinking you must be a fellow yoga enthusiast. Namaste back at ya.
D.- way, waaaay too early.
Diane- luck!
bottleblonde- that is an amazing movie. Gooble-gobble. We accept her, one of us, one of us.....eeek!
Mister U- neck sniffing? What kind of a drunken slut gets off on that?
Moi- I agree With all this wakefullness we should be more efficient. If you ever figure out how to do that will you tell me?
Oh my...have you ever heard Steve Martin's routine about banjos?
He thinks a banjo would've saved Nixon.
hehehehehee
Ooh, and freaks is anawesome movie. Two hot blonde girls who know and love this movie? Astounding.
I want a Mocha Frappucino with extra whip.
I wish I was a size 8 for this damned wedding I am attending because all the size 12 dresses were FUGLY.
I was just thinking about how badly I suddenly need to poop. Prior to this violent rumbling in my intestines I was thinking about your comment on the rubber gloves and hoping you might have something dirty and sexual in mind which might inspire me to drive to Nashville and watch. But mostly, the pooping, that's big on my mind right about now.
Pinheads, ah yes, now that the poop has cleared I can think again. I was just watching TV the other night and there was a pinhead child on. I felt SO sorry for her. She was so small and her head was so tiny and way too small for her body. Apparently God is still making them, but they're not as popular as they once were.
I was thinking about how chickens act really stupid sometimes, but they might actually know a lot more than we give them credit for. It's hard to say, I can never tell what they are thinking about.
Oh, and I think ALL world leaders should be required to play the banjo every day. Could a person commit genocide to the tune of Foggy Mountain Breakdown? I seriously doubt it.
I have some pics of pinheads I can share with you. Come on over and I'll make a batch of popcorn and we'll get drunk.
Sudie- you can't go wrong with banjos. Don't they sound jolly?
Mister U- what's not to like? This movie has freaks and a revenge theme. It tied with Leaving Las Vegas as the feel good movie of the year.
SG- I wish everything were mocha flavored with whipped cream. Yum.
Memphis Steve- it IS hard to think of anything else when you have to poop.
Poor little pinhead baby. How come there isn't a telethon for that?
Captain- I believe chickens are crafty as well. Anything that delicious that has managed not to become extinct is doing something right.
See that was exactly what I was thinking of. Banjos have the power to rid the world of evil.
MJ- I'll be right over! No butter on my popcorn, please. I'm vegan again this week.
This morning when I was getting up at 4:00 a.m. Eastern time, I was thinking about how it was 1:00 a.m. my time.
At the Detroit airport when I bit into my breakfast bagal sandwich and my over-medium egg inside turned out to be over-easy and spilled all over the front of my shirt, I was thinking how I wished I hadn't checked my luggage so I could change into a clean shirt.
When I finally arrived in Los Angeles and was sweltering as I was driving south on the 405, I was thinking I'd blow off this whole condo buying idea and just buy a new car with functioning A/C instead.
Every morning I'm bolted awake thinking about this guy who rode past me on a bicycle smoking a big fat cigar. Who does that?
Why am I having bad dreams and pooping so much lately?
Each morning usually involves various subjects interupted with thoughts of tits and ass.
No banjos, though.
You never come visit me anymore if you did you would see my current "deep thought!" :)(Don't worry I don't blame you, I bore myself lately!)
I know a lot of pinheads... however they may not have been diagnoised and besides... this is the land of PC now, we are not allowed to refer to them that they are now "head challenged!" ;)
I forgot to mention... yes the world would have been different, mostly because the German people would have been extreemly comfused by the strange hillbilly wanting to play a bango in the Eagles nest but whatever floats those Yanks boats right? Seriously, he he did he probably would have stayed someone near the holar he grew up in and terrorized 100's of... inbreed realatives!
I was thinking about how much money I've spent recently.
And that I really have to find a job.
That I probably should work out more. But working out makes me smelly and gross.
That I won't work out more.
And wondering what would happen if Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty had a baby... would a new type of super drug be invented?
We would have to smoke the baby to find out.
My thoughts at 6:56 am?:
bloody hell, where is the snooze button?
that is about it. I'm not terribly "thinky" first thing in the morning.
As for where the Pinheads have gone? They have been showing up regularly on "Extreme Makeover"
A- the car might be a better idea. If it's big enough you could live in it after all.
Anandamide- that makes for an interesting mental picture. I think that guy might be my new hero.
beefcake- according to my crystal ball, you are eating too many high fiber products. Easy enough to cure. The bad dreams are caused by that gypsy curse. Not much you can do about that, sorry.
GF- you mean your every waking thought is not about banging Britney??
T- I'm sorry, T. I have been too busy to blog as much as I'd like.
Pinhead is an incrediably un-PC term, isn't it? It probably has a long boring medical termish name like Diminutive-Kopf Syndrome.
Mish- I hate thinking about money. Whenever I consider how much I owe I get dizzy and nauseous. Sometimes I black out. Much better to think about celebrity progeny. That baby would probably have superpowers.
Mister U- come now! They would never smoke their own precious baby! They'd most likely snort it.
The boring medical term is micro-cephalic...which of course means head the size of a pin.
You're right - babies are for snorting. Otherwise they would not have baby powder, but baby shreds.
I am thinking 2 things......
1. You should run away to vegas and marry Undie!
2. Remember when we were kids and fell asleep in the car and would get carried to bed? I wish someone would carry me to bed now...It seems like too much effort to get up and walk all the way there!
I am thinking that every time I come to your blog I learn a little something. How did I manage to go through my entire life without knowing about a pinhead?
Mister U- baby powder is really powdered babies? No wonder it smells so good.
Uber- 1) I can't marry Mister U, as I am technically still married to that Elvis impersonator I met the last time I went to Vegas. 2) that sounds wonderful. Me too.
Something strange has happened to your site. A totally different person has taken it over. Unless that is one of your other personalities?
Brenda- rent the movie Freaks and you will become very fond of pinheads.
Wow, phishez is more insane than I thought. I wish I could say she is the most insane and annoying person I have stumbled across on blogger, but sadly she may not even be int he top ten.
Hopefully this will not draw her ire down upon pru.
PS Uber - your check is in the mail.
Mister U- aha so that was your plan! Have you picked out my diamond yet? ;b
Watching a monkey knife fight is no worse, ethically speaking, than watching two hairy retards fight with knives. I hope you feel better now.
Oh much! One of my favorite things to watch is bums fighting with broken beer bottles, but a good retard fight is is always fun too. Thanks, Morb.
I'm wondering WHY beer does not come in an assortment of flavors...
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