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16 comments:
If I was a millionaire, I'd have a driver
That's very funny, Pru. Now can you photoshop some self-pitying tears on to that picture?
I would love to have a driver! I'd call him Jeeves even if his name was Charles. "Jeeves, bring the car around!" "Jeeves, I'm ready to face the paparazzi!" "Jeeves, we're hitting a Taco Bell drive-thru before Bungalow 8!"
What happened to celebrities being driven around in limos? I'd rent a great big, cocaine-white one, with a waterbed inside, so I could party and hump my way around LA in comfort without worrying about DUIs.
If your name is jeeve's no one would hire you for anything but driver or butler :(
If I were a millionaire, I'd have rocket boots and mechanical bat wings ... and a Playstation 3.
Mister- my guess is that if your name were Jeeves you'd probably have so many "issues" that employment wouldn't be a pressing concern. I bet you'd spend most of your time fighting the urge to set your parents on fire.
Morbid- if I were a millionaire I'd like a time machine so I could travel to the future and buy a PS3 at someone's garage sale.
Pru - That's brill!
You know what's wrong with this picture? You forgot to have her eyeballs rolling in the back of her head and foaming at the mouth!
And you call yourself a professional...LOL
Lovin' that pic!
The part of cocaine addiction that no-one talks about...it makes you STUPID!
When you're rich, you hire someone to drive you around. And somebody else to carry your stash.
In a different car!!
That's pretty much all I do :(
I sort of feel bad for her.
I will save my snarky remark for tomorrow.
She gets a free pass today.
But there is no excuse for Drunk Driving!
LA- it's clever, isn't it? But I didn't make this picture so I can't take any of the credit.
Kookla- a bible would have been a nice addition as well. I wonder what Lindsay's favorite verse might be? Something tells me we'll be finding out soon. Unless she decides to go the Scientology route. Sweet Xenu, one can only hope!
Brenda- I think she probably comes by the stupidity naturally. The coke's not helping matters though.
GF- well she's not really rich, is she? Brandon Davis said she's only worth about 7 million. Practically a pauper!
Mister- why? Did your parents give you an awful name like Clancy or Egbert? You don't look like a Clancy. Dwayne, maybe. My brother's middle name is Dwayne. He's a good looking kid. If it weren't for the safety helmet he has to wear at all times you would totally think he was normal. ;b
Ryan- really? I have more sympathy for the fly I swatted this morning. And I screamed, "See you in hell, bitch!" as I killed him.
I always yell "Say hi to Satan for me fucker!" when I kill a fly.
I hope Lindsay goes the way of the dodo bird and is never seen nor heard from again. Or maybe the way of Elvis. But not gaucho pants because those fuckers came BACK!
SG- do you think we might be setting ourselves up for an eternity filled with flies? Something to think about.
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