Monday, October 06, 2008

The New Hidous Vase

You asked for it - well, Muse did anyway - so here it is, the new hideous vase my mom bought to replace the one Jackie Waffles broke. Take a look.


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Ta Da! How much do you love it?


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Here's a closer look. Are you freaked out yet? I really want to draw on those faces with a magic marker.


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It's looking at you. It sees into your soul.


Oh, Jackie Waffles. yoo hoo, c'mere boy......

18 comments:

WendyB said...

Mommy, I'm scared!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

ummmmm... not sure if I would be able to sleep at night....

fashion herald said...

I seriously got dizzy looking at that.
when my moms hits the Maxx she buys me odd kitchen gadgets I can never figure out how to work.

xl said...

If she bought the vase from Tom Cruise, that would explain it.

Cheasty said...

first of all, gah, that is a horrific vase. i might have nightmares about it. second of all, new to your blog and you are hilarious! loved it, coming back for more prunella de ville.

me said...

holy freakiness!!!!!!!

i'd prefer the big boy bank... :)

put sunglasses on each face. Then the eyes won't stare... Wait, there are no ears. eeehhhhh!!!!

Freak me out!!!

Fucktard Savant said...

I thought the word hideous was hyperbole until I saw this. I have a suspicion that that vase is used to hold the souls of the victims of the vile demon which lives within.

My first thought on seeing it was that it would only be salvageable by drawing on it, too. Maybe an eyepatch and some gold teeth.

muse said...

I think I threw up a bit in my mouth, bleeech! Don't worry J Waffles isn't going to bother it...it isn't blue.

What a talent your mother has!

Memphis Steve said...

OK, I couldn't sleep with that in the house.

LarryLilly said...

You and your mom have, well, lets see, how can I say it, unusual tastes in collectibles.

Skulls, slesslasks heads, are you the human reincarnates of the Addams family?

LarryLilly said...

Put that on a turntable, slowly rotate it with a spot light shining on it from above.

You would not have to have any candy for Halloween, they would all be scared chitless.

Mr. Poopie said...

I would put a little mustache on one of them and fill it with candy.

Diane said...

Say something nice . . .

There is no right and wrong side!

PixieGaf said...

I dont know why but that vase jsut freaks me out!

D.O.M. Dan said...

No matter how hard I try to sit still, I still feel like I'm shaking my head from side-to-side.

Bill Stankus said...

So, did your mom hang out on Haight? Maybe a little LSD? Channeling TIm O'Leary's head?

LA said...

You need to paint that thing blue and smear it with tuna.

Ms Smack said...

Yeh, that is totally freaky Pru.

Like, if you were drunk, or wasted, it'd totally spin you out, I reckon.