You asked for it - well, Muse did anyway - so here it is, the new hideous vase my mom bought to replace the one Jackie Waffles broke. Take a look.
Ta Da! How much do you love it?
Here's a closer look. Are you freaked out yet? I really want to draw on those faces with a magic marker.
It's looking at you. It sees into your soul.
Oh, Jackie Waffles. yoo hoo, c'mere boy......