I was just watching a few minutes of the clip below when it occurred to me that Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin's baby daddy) is a total *DRILF.
#Douchey Redneck I'd Like to Fuck
I'm really ashamed to admit this. I usually can't stand rednecks, guys who wear not-stashes, brainless Ashton Kutcher types, and anything even remotely connected to Sarah Palin (she makes me nauseous). However, young Levi is looking pretty bohunky with those bedroom eyes. Hubba hubba. I sure wouldn't mind climbing on top of him for a few hours of fun.
Although, he'd have to wear two condoms since his sperm have proven to be very good swimmers. And promise not to talk at all before, during, or after.
If those conditions were met then... oh yeah! Yee-haw! I'd ride 'em like a cowgirl!
Ugh, I think I just made myself a bit queasy.
Do you have a shameful secret you're willing to admit to? Tell me!