Saturday, April 25, 2009

Chicken Fight!

Did you see this? Gawd, Sean Hannity is such a sad little whore. It's so easy for him to offer to be waterboarded for charity when he knows there's not a chance in hell of it happening. Even if it did, you know they'd go super easy on him and he'd smugly announce that waterboarding was no worse than the log ride at Disneyland.

Anyway, I don't really want to see Sean waterboarded, much as he deserves it. I don't sanction torture (unlike the Bush administration). I sure wouldn't mind seeing a good fair fight, though. Especially if it was for a good cause.

So, here is my idea. Let's put Sean up against a couple of chickens. He can have some razorblades attached to his feet just to make everything nice and fair. Then put him in the ring with the chickens and let them go at it. Keith Olbermann can donate a $1000 to charity for every second that Hannity lasts. It could then be broadcast live on every news network.

Genius, huh! I predict some lucky charity would make about $10,000 before the chickens tore Sean a new ass and he ran away crying.

You know what would make this even better? If Rush Limbaugh went next. I'd empty my savings account to see that fat windbag - red-faced and blubbering with terror - trying to girlslap a couple of very pissed off chickens. I'd record the fight so that I could put it up on Youtube and keep putting it back up the very minute Fox News got it deleted.

What a shame this will never, ever happen. Rush would be too much of a wuss to even get in the ring. Oh, he'd talk big about it for weeks beforehand, but when it came time to actually start the fight, he'd whine about his hemorrhoids or something and produce a doctor's note to get out of it. Then he'd get back on the radio and claim that the chickens were Obama-loving Muslim Socialists anyway and his moronic fans would applaud and the Republican party would bow and kiss his hemorrhoid-laden ass some more.

Squawk, squawk, squawk! That's all these turds ever do. Go fight some chickens, Sean. Let's see what you got, tough guy.


Eric said...

Politics? It's late and I'm wasted... *D'oh*

Jackie Waffles said...
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Girl Interrupted said...

Pru ... you should become a politician, I'll go to live in the US, become a US citizen and then run your campaign for presidency.

I'm fairly confident you'd win.

Cheasty said...

oh, YES! or how about this. make sean and rush bitch fight it out, still with the razor blades, illegal weapons "not allowed," winner take all. i would seriously pay to see that.

Candy's daily Dandy said...


oh, my...I never knew Rush had hemorrhoids.

Bill Stankus said...

I think it would kinda amusing to have Sean and Rush flown to Afghanistan and then stripped naked, handcuffed together and made to stroll into a Taliban camp. What fun they would have.

honkeie2 said...

no no no....put them in a ring naked, hands tied behind their back, pump them full of viagra and call it a Cock Fight! First one to get ass raped losses!

Greta said...

Oh my god, Pru. That was quite possibly the BEST rant I've ever heard. I love it.

Mr. Condescending said...

hah only you can make politics interesting to me