Look what I just spotted at the grocery store yesterday. Chocolate covered prunes! Oh, they call them "dried plums" but they are prunes all right. Talk about a laxative! I ate a couple of handfuls of these after dinner (they taste pretty good) and went to bed, only to awaken in the middle of the night with an urgent need to drop a mighty deuce. They are basically a better tasting version of chocolate flavored Ex-Lax. So if you find yourself in need of a good cleansing pick up a bag of these babies. I imagine a cup of coffee alongside them would make the ultimate colon blow.
There, that was my public service announcement for the week. I knew you'd want to know.
And for all those who've been asking for it, here is your artsy nude pic of the week.
I finally got bored with the photoshop program but Blingee never gets old!
20 comments:
Chocolate prunes, nothankyou.
Ya know, if you used a tripod you could use your hands for something else ... maybe play the harmonica or do a sock puppet show.
That is something to consider. If I had a video camera maybe I could use my hands as puppets and make them talk like Senor Wences.
What do you think of my tits, Johnny?
S'awright.
Hahaha ... they sound deadly! Hope you won't be eating them before a stint at the Boobie Barn!
Love the pic! Especially the hat :P
Even chocolate can't make prunes worth eating.
Nice hat! :-)
I'll pass on the prunes. They scare me. Maybe I'll just nibble the chocolate off and leave the prunes.... Yeah. That's a plan.
And, jeeeeez, what I wouldn't give to have perky boobs like yours again! Oh God! I once had perfect boobs, Pru! They were freaking PERFECT!!!! Then I went and had a baby and while I was busy doing that, gravity snuck up on me and attacked my boobs! And my boobs lost the battle.
It's tragic.
*sniffle*
Please pardon me. I need to go look at your pic again and let my chest live vicariously through yours for a minute. Maybe then I'll feel better.
Nice...hat!! Very lovely, indeed.
I'm surprised Zibbsy hasn't commented by now...I can only image the artsy pic gave him a heart attack.
Nakedness, prunes, and an Aretha Franklin hat! Now THAT'S blogging!
Yes Cameron I will now comment.
PJ - please send me the unedited pics.
I can't pull up the pic, d*mn computer! But your natural exlax story made me fart, talk about a contact high (or low, what have you).
Prune pictures get me SPRUNG!!!
Thanks PJ
Hmmmm... I took the same picture and used Blingee, but it just didn't seem as good as yours for some reason.
what a shitty post.
Diane - you couldn't pull up the pic? Oh well, you didn't miss anything, it's pretty tame. I am nude, but all you can see is a bit of nipple. It's the fireworks exploding out of my ass that makes it special.
Jeremy - I fart in your general direction. ;b
The picture and hat is awesome.
BTW, what did you do with GI's little green dinosaurs? :)
Ok, the marble statue torso image is much easier to visualize completed now.
yum, prunes. prune-ella! i learned about prunes the hard way when i was a kid, but i love them anyway. oh my god, it just lightninged on my house. unrelated, but true. my hair is standing up. perhaps i should now move away from electric appliances...
Love the pic, love the hat, love you, love your blog, do not love chocky covered fruit that would cause anal leakage.
*kiss*
Your body is like Kate Winsett's in Titanic.
Wow they look the same going in as the do coming out! I will have to find some of these!
Oh and by the way....hot as usual!
I love the coffee cup in the shot. If this was me doing a nude self portrait, you know there'd be a bag of veggie booty and a bottle of wine in the shot somewhere. I am jealous of your abs.
Your nickname when your an old fart could be prun!! get it haha.
nice tits too btw.
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