Saturday, January 31, 2009

Help!


If you are looking for Prunella Jones then I'm sorry to tell you that it is too late. I just attacked and ate her brain minutes after she finished painting me. It was tasty, although a little on the small side. More of a snack then a meal I'd say. Well, let this be a lesson to you, kids. Never try to zombify your garden gnomes because you never know what might happen......do you? (cue demented laughter)

11 comments:

All This Trouble... said...

I never knew you were so crafty. That's the most delightfully fiendish gnome I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on. Thanks for sharing your gnome and your brain!

WendyB said...

Gosh, I'll miss her but I guess as long as you keep writing her blog, that's cool.

xl said...

Yeah, since he started doing those creepy TV commercials, it was just a matter of time before he snapped.

Captain Smack said...

I'm not worried. I seriously doubt that gnome has a strong enough stomach to withstand Pru's brain, god knows all the things she's done to it. He'll be coughing it back up in no time.

Prunella Jones said...

Trouble- He is fiendish, isn't he? I only wish he was about three foot taller so I could put him in my front yard. Then he could eat the brains of those whiny neighborhood association members who dared to protest.

Wendy- if only he were writing this blog, it would probably make a lot more sense.

XL- I think he'd make a much better spokesman for Travelocity in his current zombified form.

Captain- yarr! Turns out psychedelics are quite indigestible. Boy am I glad I never listened to any of that "just say no" BS.

Diane said...

Was he eating raspberry sherbet before he was zombified?

Prunella Jones said...

D'oh, it was a jelly doughnut!

Cheasty said...

oh, poor pru. sniff. NOW who will make me laugh all the time?

Prunella Jones said...

Yeah, Zombie Gnome is not that funny. He tells all these boring Seinfeld type jokes and then gets mad when no one laughs.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

I need a zombie Gnome!!! Must have one!!!

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