Friday, January 02, 2009

Five Santas In My House

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1. Robot Santa - Isn't he cute?




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2. Big Booty Santa - Check out all the junk in his trunk. That ass so big he can't even stand upright by himself, he has to lean on his friend, Big Hairy Daddy Bear Santa.


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3. BHDB Santa aka Macho Beard - The guys from ZZ Top only wish they could grow a beard like that.



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4. New Age Santa - okay, this one isn't actually in my house. I spotted him at the thrift store. From his outfit I assumed he was a Kwanza decoration or something but no, he was labeled as Hippie Santa. I still think you could pass him off as a Kwanza Claus if you wanted to. I was all set to buy him until I noticed the price was $5.00. $5.00!!! Sniff. Only the rich can afford to be hippies nowadays.



And of course, my favorite ---

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5. Satan Clause - He'd rather you be naughty than nice, which is why he's my favorite.

13 comments:

Princess of the Universe said...

I LOVE Satan Clause...I would keep him up all year round...
Big Booty comes in a close second tho
xo

Captain Smack said...

I like Kwanza Claus, myself, although at first I thought he was Vietnam Vet Santa.

WendyB said...

Satan Clause made me laugh out loud.

Balou said...

LOL! These are hilarious! Big Booty Claus could well be Scoliosis Claus too. And Satan Claus is awesome. This makes me want to run out to our local thrift stores to find strange Holiday icons. On a mission now! Too fun!

CarmenSinCity said...

Awwwww- you have some awesome santa decorations. I love it! Happy New Year to you!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Hmmm Satan Claus seems nice enough. What kind of presents does he leave?

Sweet Cheeks said...

I'd keep an eye on Big Booty Santa...I think he suffers from beard envy. Look at how he's glaring at BHDB...Put Jackie Waffles on night surveillance during Christmas time...Can't be too careful!

Lulu LaBonne said...

I think Big Booty Santa must have been Satan Santa's bitch to get a walk like that.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I am of the opinion that Big Booty Clause is merely constipated. Have you tried Ex-Lax yet?

Diane said...

You clearly shop at a more interesting Walmart than I do.

Krissyface said...

I'm partial to big hairy daddy bear santa.

Especially with a paddle to remind me of how naughty I've been all year.

zowie!

fashion herald said...

weird, I just put ZZ Top in a post yesterday and I swear I hadn't yet seen yr ztop santa. but i think big booty santa is my man.

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