Friday, January 02, 2009
Five Santas In My House
1. Robot Santa - Isn't he cute?
2. Big Booty Santa - Check out all the junk in his trunk. That ass so big he can't even stand upright by himself, he has to lean on his friend, Big Hairy Daddy Bear Santa.
3. BHDB Santa aka Macho Beard - The guys from ZZ Top only wish they could grow a beard like that.
4. New Age Santa - okay, this one isn't actually in my house. I spotted him at the thrift store. From his outfit I assumed he was a Kwanza decoration or something but no, he was labeled as Hippie Santa. I still think you could pass him off as a Kwanza Claus if you wanted to. I was all set to buy him until I noticed the price was $5.00. $5.00!!! Sniff. Only the rich can afford to be hippies nowadays.
And of course, my favorite ---
5. Satan Clause - He'd rather you be naughty than nice, which is why he's my favorite.