Hope and Change are in the air and they're wildly flattering! Obama Chic can turn a boring black outfit positively presidential. These are accessories you can believe in.
Barock-n-roll hat, $218. Obama vodka $20.
Here's a question. Do you assume that recession = style depression? That's a misimpression that needs a quick correction! Just add a geometric progression to your custom configuration and create a new obsession with your gorgeous dress expression!
Did that sentence make sense? Of course not. So why should your clothes? Duh.
Kitschy Walmart belt $861. Hypnotic dress by You Are Getting Sleepier $9,027.99.
Hey, hey! Who doesn't love a clown? Well, except for those people who find them terrifying, of course. But who cares about them? They are probably ugly anyway. And poor. Bright, fun clown elegance will have the world pointing and laughing this Spring.
"Demented" eyeglasses $679. Rainbow wig $1,012.
Hsssssssss. Cha-Ka like! You don't need to fall through a time doorway to know that a spicy Sleestack mask will add a dash of urban sophistication to the most boring formal bathing suit.
Bathing suit $912. Sleestack mask by Enik, price given by request.
12 comments:
A friend threw an Inauguration party last nite. One drink limit and no snack for the Republication attendees!
Frontrunner for Anna Wintour's job! Right here!
I am requesting the price of the Sleestack mask by Enik.
That's some sick shit and I must have it! MUST!
XL- last night I drank a martini made from the bitter tears of all the McCain/Palin supporters. It tasted very sweet!
Wendy- Ooooo wouldn't I love that! I'd get a severe haircut and terrify all my underlings good, and then kick back in my fabulous office with a bong thinking up the silliest fashion spreads ever.
Me- now you know, darling, if you have to ask the price then you can't afford it. Besides, between you and me, I've heard that Enik is using real toad skin in those masks even though he says it's fake. You can bet PETA will have something to say about that, all right.
Or maybe not, maybe PETA doesn't care about amphibians.
Wow, that sleestack chick is hot! I don't know about the Obama vodka, though. A friend of mine got hammered on that stuff, and actually started acting more responsible. That shit'll mess you up.
Is it wrong to want to molest a sleestack after reading your post?
All I really really want is one of those bow hats like Aretha wore.
Thank the Lord for you Pru, I'm going to a gala tonight and could not think how to accessorize my swimsuit - I have a George Bush death mask, I'll put flashing lights on it and steal the show.
You are so creative girlfriend!
I love your blingy artwork PJ!
You should get someone to pay you for it!
Btw, I've tagged you sister!
:)
I love your bling.
grrr, why do demented eyeglasses and rainbow wigs get more expensive every year??
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