Fashion forecast for 2009? Sizzling hawt! Today Gossip Girl Blake Lively shows off the newest trends.
Hope and Change are in the air and they're wildly flattering! Obama Chic can turn a boring black outfit positively presidential. These are accessories you can believe in.
Barock-n-roll hat, $218. Obama vodka $20.
Here's a question. Do you assume that recession = style depression? That's a misimpression that needs a quick correction! Just add a geometric progression to your custom configuration and create a new obsession with your gorgeous dress expression!
Did that sentence make sense? Of course not. So why should your clothes? Duh.
Kitschy Walmart belt $861. Hypnotic dress by You Are Getting Sleepier $9,027.99.
Hey, hey! Who doesn't love a clown? Well, except for those people who find them terrifying, of course. But who cares about them? They are probably ugly anyway. And poor. Bright, fun clown elegance will have the world pointing and laughing this Spring.
"Demented" eyeglasses $679. Rainbow wig $1,012.
Hsssssssss. Cha-Ka like! You don't need to fall through a time doorway to know that a spicy Sleestack mask will add a dash of urban sophistication to the most boring formal bathing suit.
Bathing suit $912. Sleestack mask by Enik, price given by request.