Monday, January 22, 2007

Come Join the Party

Hi guys! I'm having a big party to celebrate my new blog address. Glad you could make it. Come on in and mingle.

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Hey Diddy, how did you get in? Your name wasn't on the list. Just kidding, don't spend the rest of your life hunting me down. Nice....uh outfit. Shhhh quit snickering, el Hombre!

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Looking good, Pam. I can't believe we wore the same dress. What are the odds? Don't worry I'll go change. (even though I look much better in it)

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Lindsay, I'm really glad you're having a good time but aren't you trying to stay sober? Do you think it's a good idea to hang out with Snoop Dog and those guys over in the corner? That's not a cigar they're smoking.

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Uncle Jeb, don't do your impersonation of Britney being interviewed by Matt Lauer right now! She's here, you know.

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Wow Paris, it is pretty cool that both you and Uncle Jeb are missing a tooth in the same place. But that doesn't mean you need to sleep with him. No really, please don't.

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Tom, I'm so glad you brought that kareoke machine over. That was the hottest version of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" that I've ever heard. You should sing in your next movie!

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Hey Brit, what do you think of my new strip pole? I just installed it so I can start teaching my stripper areobics class at home. We can run through a few moves later as long as you're wearing underwear ha ha. Seriously, you are wearing underwear, right?

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El Hombre, why did you invite Pete Doherty? Didn't I specifically tell you not to? Oh God, this party is going to get ruined just like the last one!

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Mary Kate, what the hell are you doing? You can't gnaw on my friend Janice's leg even though she is a hoochie. We have a full buffett table if you're hungry!

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Hey Pru, great party! Guess what? I just pissed in your punchbowl!


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No Britney, not on the new carpet! El Hombre, bring me a bucket, quick!

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Hi, I live down the street. Can my friends and I come party with you guys?

That's it! Turn on the David Hasselhoff CD, el Hombre. This night is over, I'm shutting this party down! Oh why does this kind of stuff happen every time I try to entertain?


Anonymous said...

That is so great that Lindsey could make it to your party so soon after entering rehab. She has in and out privileges I am sure your party was a dry party.

Diane said...

that has got to be the best guest list - ever!

prunella jones said...

hotness- I try so hard but my celebrity guests never want to behave themselves.

diane- it's a good thing Jake G. and Johnny didn't show up. Things could have gotten ugly.

Frannie Farmer said...

Woohoo, let the good times roll baby!

Anonymous said...

I really need to stop posting under my pseudonym the hotness. That was so last Wednesday.

LA said...

Pru - Pretty A-list party considering you were competing with Sundance. I'm impressed. Does this mean the old address is no more?

prunella jones said...

fran- sometimes I've got to shake my bubble butt!

ryan- ah ha. The masked blogger is revealed!

LA- right, I'm only going to be posting on this address from now on. I'm going to try to figure out how to move my archives over here and then I'll delete the old address. Does anyone have any idea of how to do that?

Pamer said...

Looking Good Pru!!! sorry I didn't RSVP, i wanted to get here before Britney tossed her muffins...but alas

PixieGaf said...

Pru I wish I could have gone to your party. I would have had a blast hanging out with your Uncle Jeb.

Ffleur said...

That last picture is so creepy. Greasy hair and zits are bad enough, but what is really freakin' me out is I can't tell if its a male or female!

MJ said...


Party with Pru!

On my way back home to change the link on my Blogroll.

prunella jones said...

pamer- we missed you. Maybe you could have kept Steve-O in line.

pix- all these famous people and you'd rather hang out with my crazy uncle?

ffleur- I can't tell either! I'm assuming those are man boobs but I'm just not sure.

MJ- thank you kindly, ma'am. I saved one of Snoop's cigars for you.

D. Prince said...

I will never sleep soundly again after viewing the last picture. Yuck yuck yuck.

Awesome new address!

GetFlix said...

You always throw the best parties, Pru. But I am going attend this one from a distance!!

prunella jones said...

d.- sorry about the last picture but I'm very into goths right now.

GF- you will always be welcome at my parties.

BTW I would love it if either you or Mish would review the movie "The Highlander" sometime. It was made in the 80s I think and it stars Sean Connery and some French guy. It's awesomely cheesy but fun.

Anonymous said...

Ooooh yes, Highlander! With yummy Christopher Lambert.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

And my link has been updated!

Very elite party, Pru. We're the cops called to bust it up?

prettykitty said...

this is hilarious. uncle jeb with the air quotes.

prunella jones said...

old wise one- thank you! I couldn't remember his name. He looked pretty hot in a kilt while chopping off heads.

mish- no cops. The David Hasselhoff CD works every time.

PK- gotta love those "air quotes."

Anonymous said...

I hate updating my links... but for you Pru... it will be done!

Rebecca said...

I might prefer the company of uncle jeb and the last kid to some of those other celebs :)

PixieGaf said...

Pru I bet your Uncle is saner than all those crazy celebrities.

prunella jones said...

ryan- thanks :)

rebecca- they would probably be more fun.

pix- saner and probably less intoxicated.