Answer: Why it's a great big bowl of grease, of course! Yummy, delicious, room temperature grease. My mom's been pouring her bacon and ground beef drippings into this bowl for at least a year.
If you guessed correctly, then today is your lucky day because it's all yours! Yup, the whole thing including spoon.
Come pick up your prize soon, okay? As I just spilled some on my toe and it's making me want to hurl.
21 comments:
Aw dammit! I guessed honey ... no bowl of grease for me :(
I never understood people that keep grease. Just buy clean new grease each time and burn the rest in your car, or give it to the less fortunate people that need grease.
As Mr. Condescending will show you, lots of lower income people seem to use copious amounts of grease.
I have nothing to say to that.
I bet that would be great for my split ends.
Set grease bowl on your porch
strike a match
light grease
share aroma with neighbors
kill mosquitos
enjoy glow of perpetual torch
I'm thankful there is no Smell-O-Vision plug-in for Blogger yet!
Mmmmmm.... bacon grease.... Anybody have a straw?
Why don't you throw it on some fool?
or her...I gotta say it ....her fur burger?
I miss that classic post...
..Like it was my child..
..and by child I mean Sweet chile o' mine...
Reminds me of Friends when Joey drank the fat. BLAH!!!!
lol @eric! Yes that is horrifying to see, but I have to admit it is all too common in certain 'areas'. throw that crap out!
I have the same bowl in my fridge right now! I don't reuse it, I just cool it so it will congeal enough to scoop it into the garbage. And I inevitably forget about it for weeks!
We dump our out around the edge of the property. It's great for killing weeds.
Maybe I'll go dump it in my bitch-faced neighbor's yard. Enjoy the grease, bitch-face!
I like Bill's solution. Warmed up I think it would have a use at the Booby Barn
I was going to say "Don't give it away until I get there!" But there seems to be no mad rush, so I'll be along whenever I feel like it.
What's the grease for???
You could add just a smigen to the dogs food. They say it's good for the coat, but I think it's cuz they don't like the dog.
Go figure.
you can use it as a sex lube!
but, grease is the word...
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