Sunday, July 12, 2009

My Pussy Is So Hawt

It's hard to believe that it's been one whole year since I adopted my sweet little gingerbread man, Jackie Waffles. Look how he's grown.


July 2008
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Hiya guys, I'm new!



July2009
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Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage. Hoo, hoo.


Jackie has gotten a bit large, hmmm? He now weighs 17 pounds. Of course, it's not fat he's just big-boned.....well, okay he is fat. I don't mind though, there's just more of him to love. That's why his nickname is Big Fun.

Jackie's hobbies include:

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Loafing,




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Snoozing,



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Tolerating Land Gator attacks,



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Napping,



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Flying through the air,

(BTW, don't those clouds look like asses? How cool is that?)



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and chilling with the ladies while working his bling-bling.



dress up





I really like this cat. He's got personality.

23 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

WHY do you trick with a post title like that?

I do love the alligator shot though.

Prunella Jones said...

Heh heh, sucker!

diane said...

Yes, the clouds look just like asses! Look how big his paws were as a little kitty, you could tell he was going to be big. So cute!
I'm not going to tell you how much I love your pussy, Pru. You can't make me.

John Smith said...

Man, everyone sees these pussy shots before me and half the time you forget if you've even sent them to me. I better kill the pope and bigfoot so I can move up a bit on the mailing list.

Bill Stankus said...

Ya know, cats are killers. Making a cat fat only makes a fat killer.

All This Trouble... said...

I love him. I do.

Eric said...

Jackie Waffles is great!

*voice of Keaunu Reeves*
Whoa, you have a pet gator?

xl said...

As I recall from science class, ass clouds are called gluteusmaximus at the weather bureau.

UBERMOUTH said...

Poor fat lil' bastard! He needs to go to Jenny Craig STAT!
What do you feed him? Dogs?

jeremy said...

one of my black friends always said he loved him some fat pussy, but i always thought he was kidding.

just kidding.

i don't have any black friends.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

I love your pussy!! You need to post more pictures!

Mr. Condescending said...

that is one nice pussy!

Cora said...

Pffft! Those clouds really do look like butts! Like God, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson are all mooning us. *wink*

LegalMist said...

Oh, what a beautiful pussy! And oh my how big, compared to last year!

Appears well-groomed and content, too. Do you caress your pussy often?

Lostinspace said...

Hands clenched, eyes squeezed, "I am not leaving a pussy comment, I am not leaving a pussy comment"

Nikki said...

I need a cat. Everyone has a cat and the cats are always acting so cute and funny. My dog doesn't like to play and never sits still for pictures. Ever!

Girl Interrupted said...

lol he's awesome!!!

You could be the new (alive) Mrs Slocombe ... you just dye your hair a wacky colour and get backcombing and we'll all leave the pussy jokes in your comments

WendyB said...

I hope some day I'll get to pet your pussy.

words...words...words... said...

The perfect Jabba reference made me howl!

And since everyone else made a pussy joke:

Your pussy looks great with glitter all over it.

Prunella Jones said...

If I had a dollar for every person who's told me that I'd be a very rich woman indeed.

Cheasty said...

happy birthday, mr. waffles! pru, that cat is stylin. and also, he looks just like my sister's cat Melvin. coincidence? i think not. Mr. Jackie Waffles, Bilocator Extraordinaire.

honkeie2 said...

I can look at your pussy all day and never get bored.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

How cute! Yes, the atkins diet is in order.

All cheese. No toast.

Lator Gator