Well, I'm mighty proud to say I did my bit to stimulate the economy this weekend by buying some $20 shoes at Target.
Kinda cute for cheap shoes, eh? I decided that I love my country too much to pass them up.
Comfortable too, allowing me to stretch and bend and stay fit so as not to become a burden to the taxpayers.
Check this out: Red shoes, White skin, and Blue toenails. Damn, I am one patriotic bitch!