"Halp! Halp me! I've been kidn--mmmmmmmpppphhh"
Muyhahahaha, attention Earth People of Bloggerland. I am the great and terrible Xenu. Fear me! Very good. We have your Prunella Jones. She is currently being held on one of our space vehicles and given "correction" until she learns to stop making fun of my chosen one Tom Cruise. This may take some time as she is quite mouthy and uncooperative. She will be returned only after massive auditing, vitamins, and anal probing give her the highly acclaimed Katie Holmes attitude adjustment. That is all.