Muyhahahaha, attention Earth People of Bloggerland. I am the great and terrible Xenu. Fear me! Very good. We have your Prunella Jones. She is currently being held on one of our space vehicles and given "correction" until she learns to stop making fun of my chosen one Tom Cruise. This may take some time as she is quite mouthy and uncooperative. She will be returned only after massive auditing, vitamins, and anal probing give her the highly acclaimed Katie Holmes attitude adjustment. That is all.
13 comments:
"massive auditing, vitamins, and anal probing" -- just a typical night at WendyB's place.
I'll give you 200 quatloo for her release.
Does this mean there will now be a Risky Business II?
What have you done!!! Who will now attempt to control Land Gator!!! We are all DOOMED!! DOOMED!!
meds still havent shown up huh?
aw crap. i finally get a chance to stop by and she is abducted. guess ill try back later...
pru - don't be gone too long
Nanners, Noodles and I miss you?
"Guys, I've just been measured for my anal microchip with a tool that was phallic in both size and shape! For the love of Zeus help me - mmmphhhhh"
Who doesn't like a good anal probing?
WHAAAA...?
Careful, I've only just returned, and am still sitting on an inflatable donut. (or is it doughnut?)
wait, I thought your boyfriend's name was "Thom", not Tom Cruise. I think there's been some mistake.
However, Prunella, I do think I warned you that that Thom looked like a scoundrel and was up to no good. Methinks thou gets what thou deserves (ie anal probing...which, incidentally, sounds like a hoot)
Wait- are you complaining or bragging or what? Who the hell do I have to talk about to be abducted? I guess talking shit about the Mister doesn't quite count...
naughty, naughty aliens and their pesky anal microchips.
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