Monday, September 08, 2008

The Prunella Jones Story circa 2038

In today's episode, we see that Prunella has finally fulfilled her destiny as a crazy cat lady....



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"Come here my babies. Chumley! Milkshake! Jackie Waffles the third! Frederica Von Gleepinstein! Come jump in the buggy and Mommy will wheel you over to the kitchen for some yummy, yummy vegan soy cream."

Meow, meow, purrr, meow



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"Come along my darlings, it's num num nummers time. Today I've blended up some wheatgrass powder and corn gluten for a special treat."

Mew, Meow, Hisssssssssssssss

"What is it, Miss Franny Firecrotch? Why did you scratch Mommy? Did you ---"



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CHOMP!!!!




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"Ahhhhhhh....mmmwhargable...glug..."


Muyhahahahahahhaha! Land Gator did her a big favor. Chomp, Chomp. Munch.


Meow.

15 comments:

WendyB said...

Is he coming for crazy dog ladies next?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I'm scared to ask where you were.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

LOL... Land gator just never gets old!!!

Prunella Jones said...

Wendy- I don't know, but be careful!

Brenda- I was in the land that time forgot. It's nice there. Balmy.

Ron- lol, that's good because I adore him.

xl said...

I am so hoping that glowy-eyed Land Gator spits out Prunella because she tastes like gluten!

Krissyface said...

dude, seriously. You're better off. Being the crazy cat lady is my worst fear. Well, that and being locked in the trunk of a car. Ooops. Did I say that out loud?

Just kidding, internet stalkers!!! Total joke!!!

Diane said...

See, if you had Shirley the third, you'd still be a balanced pet parent in 2038

fashion herald said...

NOOOOO!!! Not crazy cat lady!! Don't let land gator on a plane to Brooklyn, cause now he's got a taste for crazy cat ladies. I'm doomed.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Which one is Jackie Waffles the third? I think she'll be my favorite.

Savvy Mode SG said...

for some reason i am just not a cat person.

Fucktard Savant said...

I always expected you would end up tied to some train tracks. Or, you know, in my basement.

MJ said...

It's like you're living my life.

me said...

Pru, you need to come play at my house. I was a psycho miniature collector as a child. LOVED them. Especially the Siamese cats...

LA said...

Effing funny as hell. I love the cat sticking his face out of her 'do.

Dr Zibbs said...

I have the Freud and Jesus action figs.