"Come here my babies. Chumley! Milkshake! Jackie Waffles the third! Frederica Von Gleepinstein! Come jump in the buggy and Mommy will wheel you over to the kitchen for some yummy, yummy vegan soy cream."
Meow, meow, purrr, meow
"Come along my darlings, it's num num nummers time. Today I've blended up some wheatgrass powder and corn gluten for a special treat."
Mew, Meow, Hisssssssssssssss
"What is it, Miss Franny Firecrotch? Why did you scratch Mommy? Did you ---"
CHOMP!!!!
"Ahhhhhhh....mmmwhargable...glug..."
Muyhahahahahahhaha! Land Gator did her a big favor. Chomp, Chomp. Munch.
Meow.
15 comments:
Is he coming for crazy dog ladies next?
I'm scared to ask where you were.
LOL... Land gator just never gets old!!!
Wendy- I don't know, but be careful!
Brenda- I was in the land that time forgot. It's nice there. Balmy.
Ron- lol, that's good because I adore him.
I am so hoping that glowy-eyed Land Gator spits out Prunella because she tastes like gluten!
dude, seriously. You're better off. Being the crazy cat lady is my worst fear. Well, that and being locked in the trunk of a car. Ooops. Did I say that out loud?
Just kidding, internet stalkers!!! Total joke!!!
See, if you had Shirley the third, you'd still be a balanced pet parent in 2038
NOOOOO!!! Not crazy cat lady!! Don't let land gator on a plane to Brooklyn, cause now he's got a taste for crazy cat ladies. I'm doomed.
Which one is Jackie Waffles the third? I think she'll be my favorite.
for some reason i am just not a cat person.
I always expected you would end up tied to some train tracks. Or, you know, in my basement.
It's like you're living my life.
Pru, you need to come play at my house. I was a psycho miniature collector as a child. LOVED them. Especially the Siamese cats...
Effing funny as hell. I love the cat sticking his face out of her 'do.
I have the Freud and Jesus action figs.
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