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13 comments:
I am going to be using "in the butt" as my answer to everything for the next few days. Won't that be a surprise at the PTA meeting!
I am so glad the internets were not as heavily used in my youth.
"In the butt" is surprisingly versatile. Why, I can't think of a single situation where it wouldn't be appropriate to say.
I kinda want to meet that brother. He sounds hot.
i have to go downstairs and play with my friend nick.
if you get what i'm saying.
OMG, if I had talked like that in front of my parents at that age, I'd be dead. Dead in the butt.
I believe if I was in that situation and saw it going that badly I would have started fabricating shocking facts to freak them out. Giving graphic sexual acts that were performed and see how long until mom had a heart attack. That's just how I roll.
OK, she's 18 and can't go from work to a friend's house without her mom calling the entire world to ask where she is? I used to have a friend like that. It was his grandma calling the whole world and she was a psycho bad grandma driver from hell. Poor guy never married and now lives alone. I'm sorry, but Mom needs to chill the fuck-in-the-butt out.
She said "fucking" in front of her mom. That's what shocked me. Why her brother has a fixation on raping in the butt I'm not sure, but it doesn't indicate good things for him. But to say the big "Fuck" in front of your mom and get away with it is HUGE. No wonder her children are so wild and out of control, going out to ass-raping parties after work and all that.
So, her brother should market T-shirts with "in the butt" on them and a photo of his sister. It could be a whole new fashion trend.
That was the best four minutes of OneHung's day. Thanks Pru.
she's 18! shes not young and stupid! 18!
She's a bit chunky. She has to take whats he can get.
"In the butt" and "myspace" go together like chocolate & peanut butter.
I love how she stresses that she's EIGHTEEN and not SIXTEEN. Because there is so much of a difference.
If there is one answer you never give your parents its "we met on myspace".
Lets seeee where to start on this one! I am sooo glad I do not have any girls lol.
If you are going to tell a lie using your friends as a scapegoat make sure you include them in on the lie.
Her inability to think that part out shows she will be taking it 'in the butt' from from some creep on myspace.
Which reminds me I need to go update mine!
I laugh at her suffereing, and i love how that video got earased.
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