Friday, April 11, 2008

A Public Service Warning

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What can I say about Tom's Oven Baked Fries?
They are so very great.
The jalapeno and cheddar flavor is particulary good
which is why I overate....them.

If you try even one of these zesty little sticks
you'll want to shovel them all down your throat.
Your fingers will be coated with spicy orange dust
and your stomach will balloon out with hideous bloat.

BEWARE!

12 comments:

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

No guilt, though -- cuz they're baked! I'll look out for some, even though "baked fries" is an oxymoron.

Diane said...

Those look right up my alley

Mister Underhill said...

If only they were make with olestra. Then I could squirt the calories away

WendyB said...

"Hideous bloat" is the only phrase that can really prevent me from eating junk food.

Krissyface said...

where do they sell those? I've never heard of this Tom character! Damn. And I thought Seaweed and Tamari rice cakes were good...

LA said...

Baked fries for when you're baked and fried.

I should be writing ad copy, right?

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Mmmmmm..... baked fries...

brendalove@gmail.com said...

sorry, I'm on the supermodel diet. Please pass the ice cubes.

Mister Underhill said...

such a supple wrist.

MsPuddin said...

do they compare to nacho cheese munchies???

Prunella Jones said...

They are ambrosia in baked chip form.I have no doubt the gods on Mount Olympus munch them regularly while swilling their wine. Too bad eating them makes you flatulent instead of immortal. At least that's the effect they have on me, maybe it would be different for you.

honkeie2 said...

wooohooo I am now off to find me sum!