Friday, April 11, 2008
A Public Service Warning
What can I say about Tom's Oven Baked Fries?
They are so very great.
The jalapeno and cheddar flavor is particulary good
which is why I overate....them.
If you try even one of these zesty little sticks
you'll want to shovel them all down your throat.
Your fingers will be coated with spicy orange dust
and your stomach will balloon out with hideous bloat.
BEWARE!
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No guilt, though -- cuz they're baked! I'll look out for some, even though "baked fries" is an oxymoron.
Those look right up my alley
If only they were make with olestra. Then I could squirt the calories away
"Hideous bloat" is the only phrase that can really prevent me from eating junk food.
where do they sell those? I've never heard of this Tom character! Damn. And I thought Seaweed and Tamari rice cakes were good...
Baked fries for when you're baked and fried.
I should be writing ad copy, right?
Mmmmmm..... baked fries...
sorry, I'm on the supermodel diet. Please pass the ice cubes.
such a supple wrist.
do they compare to nacho cheese munchies???
They are ambrosia in baked chip form.I have no doubt the gods on Mount Olympus munch them regularly while swilling their wine. Too bad eating them makes you flatulent instead of immortal. At least that's the effect they have on me, maybe it would be different for you.
wooohooo I am now off to find me sum!
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