Monday, January 14, 2008

Me Tag You Long Time

I got tagged by Memphis Steve to do the 8 Things You Might Not Know About Me thingie. You know the one.

Here are the rules--1) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves. 2) People who are tagged need to write a post on their own blog (about their eight things) and post these rules. 3) At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. 4) Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

I've done this one before; I think everyone who's been blogging for any length of time has done this one a few times at least. But you guys pretty much know everything there is to know about me. Geez, I've even shown you my boobs! So I'm thinking I might do this one in haiku form. It's more fun that way. Well, it's more fun for me at least.

I Get Mad
Sometimes I get so freaking furious
that I feel like setting something on fire
I usually just cuss though.

Dance Bitches
Whenever I feel like dancing
I put on The Strokes Is This It
and pogo wildly around the room.

I was born in 1756 and fucked all the founding fathers
Washington was my favorite cause he could go all night
plus he looked hawt in his wig.

A Word of Advice
When your dildo boss gathers everyone together for a mandatory meeting
don't stand behind him miming like you are sucking cock while he blathers
he might fire you.

Crossing Over
If you use a psychic to try to contact me after I'm dead
and I say, "Help me! I'm burning! Burning!"
then I'm probably in heaven, you know how I kid.

If everyone had a goldfish bowl for a head
I'd fill mine with sea monkeys
goldfish are for serious people.

When I Write My Memoir
The book of my life will start off with this line:
"I blame Oprah for causing my nervous breakdown"
so what if it's not true, I belong to the James Frey school of memoir writing.

Oh my beloved, oh my stinky, stinky cheese
your soft, fatty goodness is the reason I can't be completely vegan
I never thought I'd love something that stinks like the devil's asshole.

Okay, there you go. Now for the tagging part. I'm not going to tag eight people because following the rules is a drag. Screw rules, man! Instead I'm tagging everyone who is currently wearing underwear to do these eight things in haiku form. And if you are not wearing underwear then you have to do it twice, you big slut!


Mister Underhill said...

Thank god I'm not wearing underwear.

Was john hacncock's signature compensatory for inadequacy in other areas?

PS I love how you have aboyt 70 syllables in some of your haikus. Fight the power, man!

Prunella Jones said...

Yeah, some people might play by that 5/7/5 rule, but not me. That's just not the way I roll.

I know you are wearing Spiderman Underoos. Fess up, Underhill.

Prunella Jones said...

John Hancock was too kinky even for me.

marky said...

i guess i'm a manslut. i go after all the girl bloggers. whats the big deal about oprah and facebook i know you didnt mention facebook.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

I'm not a slut, I just like to read your blog naked...

WendyB said...

My dogs smell like limburger now, usually a sign I should all the groomer. Also, I'm not wearing anything but a smile right now, so I'm off the hook for the tag. Phew.

Mister Underhill said...

Inceredible hulk, actually.

Prunella Jones said...

Marky- I guess I don't understand the appeal of Facebook and Myspace and all that. I always think of them as the place for 14 year old girls and the pedos who love them.

Ron- oh don't kid yourself, you're a slut alright.

Wendy- I'm only letting you off the hook because I like your jewelry. If I had a spare $7000 that hidden skull ring would be mine, oh yes!

Prunella Jones said...

Mister U- that was my second guess.

Diane said...

pru - your brilliance is dazzling

Memphis Steve said...

This is awesome! You are the queen of haiku memes! And I thank you for showing us your boobs and also for doing my meme tag.

Memphis Steve said...

Also, I thank you on behalf of Thomas Jefferson, a long lost ancestor of mine. He said you were a good lay.

sid said...

Look the only reason I'm not wearing underwear today is because that what all the cool kids (Linds, Paris and Britney) are doing. I AM NOT A BIG SLUT!


LMFAO @ you doing all the founding fathers. If you weren't so funny, I would hate you! xo

Prunella Jones said...

Diane- you are so sweet to me. Thank you.

Memphis Steve- aw thanks for the tag. I enjoy doing them when I remember to.

Good old Tom Jeff. What a little freaky freak he was. When I think of all the fun he, Sally, and I had with those quill pens, well....

Sid- okay, Sid. I totally believe you......(slut!)

Ubermouth- hey Uber, where ya been? Are you back in the blogging game now?

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

That's cool what you did to your boss. I'll pass on the haiku meme for now, though, as I'm swamped with work. Tempting, though!

LA said...

Admit it. You're hot for George Washington's wooden teeth. What a sexy beast.

I think for once I might actually do this meme.

Helen said...

Damn! I went whoo! when I read that only people wearing underwear had to do it, but then your next line brought me down.

I was going to bring you a pressie from Nassau, a pic of the cemetery where Anna Nicole was laid to rest, but the taxi driver said it and I thought 'whip out your camera' then I thought 'where the hell is the camera' then I thought 'oh what the hell' I'm sorry. I thought of you and your celebrity fetish, though, and I have a pic of Nicholas Cage's and Oprah's house for you.

Helen said...

Not together, Cage and Oprah don't live together.

MsPuddin said...

I think next time you would feel better if you set something on fire…come on, just do it...

When I want to dance I listen to 80s music, fck yeah!

GetFlix said...

Underwear is so last century. And looking back, I was ahead of my times.

Prunella Jones said...

Blowing Shit Up- okay, I'll keep you in mind for the next meme.

LA- oh good, do it!

Helen- glad you're back, but don't be naive, Helen. Oprah and Cage have been having a secret thing for years! Send me the pics.

Ms puddin- I like the way you think!

GF- the founding fathers didn't wear underwear either. Well, except for Ben Franklin. He enjoyed wearing ladies bloomers.

morbid misanthrope said...

I only like cheese that comes individually packaged in little plastic envelopes and contains no more than 11% "real" cheese. You know what really kicks ass, though? Wasabi peas. Man, those things are just great. I'd shoot flaming insulin under my fingernails for a week for a handful of those things.

Prunella Jones said...

Morbid- wasabi peas are indeed tasty. I also like to snack on BBQ flavored pumpkin seeds. I try to avoid fake cheeses though. They tend to make my farts smell like burnt plastic.