Oops, I should maybe mention this is probably Not Safe For Work, unless you work at Classy Earl's or The Boobie Barn.
I did a double take when I saw this photo. This lady is a dead ringer for my mom! If my mom had black hair instead of blond and hung out with dudes in douchey shirts that is. She's too classy for that though. Besides, Mom usually puts Bud Lite in her beer bra.
Wouldn't "Mabel is Unstable" be a great name for a band?
I've been there, Mabel, I know how it goes.
Barry Manilow smoking a doob next to a lava lamp.
I made this then forgot about it. It still amuses me though, given my raging immaturity. Plus, that lady really looks like she let one go.
I made this one too, just out of pure meaness. Doesn't the lady with him look like she wishes he had a bigger "gun"?
Another social security collector against socialism! These people are making me think that a death panel might be a good idea.
Not Mrs. Slocumb though. She was the hawtest old babe ever. I love her wigs! RIP Mollie Sugden.
I want to write a book about the people in this picture. There is just so much weirdness going on. I imagine John Bult is Julie's older cousin whom her parents force her to marry. In my novel, Julie would stab John in the neck with a rusty ice pic and then hitch-hike her way to the big city to find happiness as a roller derby queen. Look for it soon at a book store near you.
I have way too many pictures of myself naked and 'shopped to look like a cartoon.
A scary cartoon. Even my pubic hair looks evil!
If I were blue and glittering naked clones from planet Shower Curtain, I'd (we'd) sing in high creepy voices like the Mothra twins while blasting you all with a cool ray gun that looked like a hair dryer.
Schnieder looks like he could handle the twins. Oh yeah, baby!
Chanel should use this hawt ass critter to sell lipstick. That is one fierce...whatever it is. Tyra who?
One more naked pic, because I never tire of them. This one is my fav. Expect to see a lot of it when I run for vice president in 2012. I'm thinking my slogan could be "A Bush You Can Believe In!" Sound good?