Monday, September 14, 2009

Picture Post, 'Cause I'm Lazy

Oops, I should maybe mention this is probably Not Safe For Work, unless you work at Classy Earl's or The Boobie Barn.

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I did a double take when I saw this photo. This lady is a dead ringer for my mom! If my mom had black hair instead of blond and hung out with dudes in douchey shirts that is. She's too classy for that though. Besides, Mom usually puts Bud Lite in her beer bra.

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Wouldn't "Mabel is Unstable" be a great name for a band?

I've been there, Mabel, I know how it goes.

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Barry Manilow smoking a doob next to a lava lamp.

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I made this then forgot about it. It still amuses me though, given my raging immaturity. Plus, that lady really looks like she let one go.

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I made this one too, just out of pure meaness. Doesn't the lady with him look like she wishes he had a bigger "gun"?

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Another social security collector against socialism! These people are making me think that a death panel might be a good idea.

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Not Mrs. Slocumb though. She was the hawtest old babe ever. I love her wigs! RIP Mollie Sugden.

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I want to write a book about the people in this picture. There is just so much weirdness going on. I imagine John Bult is Julie's older cousin whom her parents force her to marry. In my novel, Julie would stab John in the neck with a rusty ice pic and then hitch-hike her way to the big city to find happiness as a roller derby queen. Look for it soon at a book store near you.

I have way too many pictures of myself naked and 'shopped to look like a cartoon.

A scary cartoon. Even my pubic hair looks evil!

If I were blue and glittering naked clones from planet Shower Curtain, I'd (we'd) sing in high creepy voices like the Mothra twins while blasting you all with a cool ray gun that looked like a hair dryer.

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Schnieder looks like he could handle the twins. Oh yeah, baby!

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Chanel should use this hawt ass critter to sell lipstick. That is one fierce...whatever it is. Tyra who?

One more naked pic, because I never tire of them. This one is my fav. Expect to see a lot of it when I run for vice president in 2012. I'm thinking my slogan could be "A Bush You Can Believe In!" Sound good?

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Prunella Jones said...

Sorry about the NSFWedness of this post. It's just so weird to me that nekidity is considered offensive or pornographic in this weirdo country.

xl said...

I think the "whatever it is" would make a good running mate for Sarah Palin. Lipstick On A [insert favorite animal] in 2012!

PS: I especially like the psychedelic nekidity pix. I had a flashback to the 60s!

Prunella Jones said...

Yer darn tootin', XL!

I have a theory that if Americans would loosen up and quit being such uptight prudes about nudity we could just chill and maybe even finally get some eco friendly flying cars that run on sea water or garbage or something. OK, that theory may need a little work but I still think we'd be better off.

xl said...

I've been fortunate with the public nekidity.

Little Beach on Maui was a great place to go, locals and tourists alike. Although not legal, there never was any official harassment when I lived there.

Hippy Hollow at Lake Travis in Austin has legal status allowing public nudity.

Mr. Condescending said...

I almost went off the road laughing at these.

I REALLY almost went off the road when I read "a bush you can believe in!"

Dr Zibbs said...

Look at my man Manilow go!

Cora said...

My fave is the evil pubic hair one. I actually think that's quite stunning. And I'm always most impressed whenever you put nude pics up, Pru - I'm just too damn chicken to ever do it!! It's sad really, I mean, I'm 37, my body is never going to be this hot again, y'know? It's all down hill from here. Eeek! I'd better get some of this skin on camera ASAP before it's too late, huh?!

Prunella Jones said...

Mr. C- how about "Read My Lips, No More Taxes"? Think the teabaggers would like that one?

Zibbs- I always suspected he was a stoner.

Cora- go for it! Why not take a few shots and play around with them in photoshop, adding crazy colors and glitter. You can always delete anything you don't like. I bet ol' Scope would enjoy receiving a few saucy themed photos from you. I merely post mine since I'm an exhibitionist. ;b

Some Guy said...

This post is chock full of goodness! I've always loved that Manilow pic. I used it in a post a while back. Plus, having your own business means nothing isn't safe for work! Yay!


OMG you tart!


if I had a figure like thata it'd be all over the internete too.

Now let's see your bum, bitch.

@eloh said...

The Blue Twins is very artsy, you should blow it up and frame it.

I tried not to look at the evil pubes...but that is an evil looking bush.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I'm a huge "Fannilow"...

just kiddin. I actually respect the dude a little more now.

erin said...

Socialism is skeery Pru! Har har.

diane said...

I immediately scrolled down to see if zibbsy had commented on your naked pics, can't believe he commented on Barry Manilow instead (that is so gay).
I love the ones with all of the vibrant colors, they could be framed.
Great stuff Pru. Not at all lazy. xo

WendyB said...

I'm ready to vote NOW!

Hawanja said...

You're very pretty

Prunella Jones said...

Some Guy-

Ubermouth- you know it, baby! I am a tart and proud of it. Why behave like a good girl? Screw it! I will show the world my ass and they will like it.

They might not like it so much when I'm still showing it at 90 but who cares.

P.S. Have I mentioned before that I love your mouthiness? Cause I do.

@eloh- yes, those pubes are direct from Satan. This is why I resist shaving them, they are the seat of my dark powers. Plus, I'm lazy.

Candy- you just knew he had to be high on something to write "Copacabana."

Erin- if they were truthful that's what all of the signs held up by the marchers would say. They are so terrified of a word they do not understand the meaning of. I just love the guy who said, "Keep your government hands off my Medicare!" That sums it all up nicely.

Diane- OMG you are right! I think Zibbs must be catching teh ghey! We'd better ship him off to Sarah Palin's church so they can pray those ghey demons out of his body pronto!
Also, I love playing with vibrant colors in photoshop. So much easier than trying to scrub body paint off.

Wendy B- excellent! When I win, I shall make you the Czar of Jewelry and Pretty Clothes.

Hawanja- thank you!

LegalMist said...

"A Bush You Can Believe In"... I love it!!

I'd vote for you, with a slogan like that. :)

Warped Mind of Ron said...

A Bush you can Believe in!! So take matters into your own hands and vote!!

words...words...words... said...

This isn't a lazy post, this is a fun post! I love the glittery double blue you, it's hot. Mr. Crab, on the other hand, does not appear to be amused.

And seriously. 19 comments and no one has mentioned that THING Manilow is wearing? You'd have to be on drugs to put that on. He looks like a gay villain on Star Trek.

Lulu LaBonne said...

Can I borrow your body for my upcoming political campaign. I can't decide whether to call my gang the 'Foam Party' or the 'Lots of Drugs Now Party'- whatever you could be the figurehead of it and I'd pay you in party hats

honkeie2 said...

Man oh man you are one hot hot.....mess! And I mean that in a good way! And am i the only one that had fantasies about Mollie Sugden as a kid?
Oh yeah, thanks for the nudies I love a woman that likes to show off!

Krissyface said...

nothing like a little Prunella Vagina with my morning coffee.

I hate your flat abs, bitch.

Prunella Jones said...

LegalMist- "Vote For A Vagina and Save The World!" I think Hillary should have used this slogan.

Ron- "Get Pumped For Prunella!" These political slogans just keep cumming to me.

Words- I know what you mean about Barry's outfit. It looks like a 14 year old girl's dream bedspread.

Lulu- I would be honored to represent either party, but especially the latter one. Can I be paid in drugs?

Honk- you had a naughty Mrs. Slocumb fantasy? LOL, as Mr. Grace would say, "you've done very well!"

Krissy- flat abs? More like abs of jello but I can suck it in for a pic, baby!