That wretched Land Gator will not quit wreaking havok upon the innocent inhabitants of Casa de Prunella. Observe.
He chomped Shirley.
He NOMed Mae Mae.
And then he -gasp- made off with one of my mom's sassy boots!
Oh, what are we to do? How shall we ever rid ourselves of this horrible menace? If only some sort of hero would come along......
Did someone call for a hero? Never fear, senorita. I, El Muchacho Descarado, am here to save the day. Now, where is the villian? I will kick his espuma ass!
OMG! My prayers have been answered! The Sassy Boy is the hawtest superhero of all! If he can't get rid of Land Gator then no one can. Gracias, El Muchacho Des--
Muyhahahahaha! Sassy superheros are even tastier to my mouf. Who can stop me? Nobody! I am unstopable. Ain't no one can stop me.
I mean, who gonna stop me?