According to Vogue, May marks the official start of Jesus sandles and electric blue toenails season.
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12 comments:
Hmmm... I was just thinking that if I had a foot fetish your blog would be like a porn shot. Too bad I don't.
It's crazy how fast the seasons change.
I put on one green mitten and one red, and I walk alone where they bury the dead. The snow falls as I silently grieve, it's a gothic, death rock christmas eve.
Oh, and did I mention the C told L about M's baby? It's crazy!
Uh-oh, the foot perverts are going to be all over this post.
Ron- hmmm really, you don't? For some reason I had you pegged as a toe sucker.
Mister U- dude, are you off your medications again? I'm going to email you.
Wendy- I guess I should have thought about that. Oh well, it's been awhile since I've had any perverts around here.
What the HELL does Anna Wintour know about such high fashion issues like biblical footwear and whorish toenail colors?
Are those sandals comfy? Because they are super cute!
They're see you coming now.
Anything as long as it's not socks with sandals.
Ryan- I hear the Mary Magdalene look is going to be big for 2008.
LA- heck yes! The brand is called Mephisto. They are kinda pricey but feel so wonderful.
GF- well it's only fair to give them warning.
MJ- okay, okay, if you insist I'll refrain from adding socks. Party pooper.
Dig the sandals and the toes!
Jesus would totally endorse those sandals and those toes.
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