Friday, November 09, 2007

Bored lately? Me too.

Say, have you ever wondered what you might look like as an ape? God knows I have. Well, thanks to this swell face transformer site you need wonder no more.

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A planet where apes evolved from men?

I also checked out how I'd look as a manga character.

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If I'd been drawn art nouveau style by the artist Mucha.

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If I were an asian woman.

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What I'll look like in forty years. Or in five years if I don't start taking better care of myself.

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And finally, here's how I'd look as a she-male, tranny hooker.

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Gah, break out the Cover Girl cosmetics! I look more like an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.

Well, it's something to do anyway.


Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

I like the manga one best.

Diane said...

A beauty in every way!

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Better take that last photo down before Eddie Murphy or Hugh Grant takes a gander your way... said...

Something about your manga pic reminds me of Lindsay Lohan. You just need more fake tanner. said...

Oh yeah, and your tranny picture kind of looks like that little blonde guy from Styx.

Diane said...

brenda - Tommy Shaw!

BUMBLE!!! said...

Definitely interesting. I did apeman and manga, but it wasn't quite the same as the Scissor Sisters website that allowed me to dance in funky attire with Reese Witherspoon!!


LOL@ knife skills.

Mister Underhill said...

I knew from the moment I saw her we were destined for great things. She, a Bonobo with a certain sway to her hips and a special light in her eyes. I, a rugged you orangutange who'd grown up on the wrong side of the acacia grove. How could I know that the love we'd share would suck us into a web of seduction and deceit that would shock the jungle to its very core?

MsPuddin said...

Surprisingly never wondered what I’d look like as an ape. I did try it though. Boredom seems to be contagious. You look hot in forty * AHEM * five years!

Prunella Jones said...

Blowing Shit Up- yeah, I think I would like to write a comic for her. How does this sound?

"Yumi Nasfurato is just an average stripper/schoolgirl, until the day she gets hit in the head with an enchanted rock and develops super ninja and shapeshifting powers which she uses to save the world from evil cyborgs, devilish demons, and crazed monkeys."

Diane- aw go on!

Mish- good point.

Brenda- okay, I just did a google search for Tommy Shaw (thanks, Diane) and I totally see it.

And yes, add orange skin and yellow yarn hair and some leggings and there's Linds.

Bumble- that sure sounds fun, but I'm waiting for the site that will simulate the experience of being in the middle of a bitch slap fight between Fabio and George Clooney. Can't wait for that!

Ubermouth- knife skills are important when you're an inbred hillbilly. Britney Spears wouldn't be having so many problems right now if she knew how to wield a dagger.

Mister U- in the time of chimpanzees we were definitely monkeys. I was really attracted to the way your knuckles dragged the ground. It got me so hawt my buttocks turned bright red! Kinda the same way they do now.

Mspuddin- yeah, those wrinkles aren't too bad. I'll just get my boobs enlarged so no one will be looking at my face, and I'll still be able to work the pole.

morbid misanthrope said...

Apparently the results aren't as amusing when the only picture you have of yourself is in full ninja attire.

I prefer those novelty wanted posters. You know, the ones where you break a bunch of laws—kill and eat a bunch of cheerleaders, for example—and then they put your face on a poster and hang it in the post office. If the authorities see you, they shoot you on site. It's a hoot.

BUMBLE!!! said...

At least on that site, you can dance with Clooney or Fabio.

Prunella Jones said...

Morbid- I know what you mean. Those wanted posters are pretty cute, aren't they? Once when I was perusing them at the post office and I saw a guy who looked remarkably like the Zig Zag Man. "Wow, that's trippy," I thought. Then I realized that it really was the Zig Zag Man, and I wasn't at the post office at all, I was in a friend's dorm room smoking weed. Yeah, that was some good weed all right.

Wait, what were we talking about?

Prunella Jones said...

Bumble- yeah I enjoy dancing with gay guys. They really know how to shake it!

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Helen said...

Pru, haha, I liked the Mucha pic, sort of melancholy and yearning. I should create a "time" transformer site, so I could see what I would look like as a fifties housewife in pearls, as a cross-dressing miner in 1879, as a prostitute in New Orleans circa 1860, as a consort with Marie Antoinette, you get the idea. If you find such a site let me know, it will do wonders for my fantasy life (I know, TMI, but that's what blog-world is)

Prunella Jones said...

Helen- that's an excellent idea. You should definitely do something like that, it would be really fun.

BottleBlonde said...

You're the hottest tranny I've ever laid my lazy eye on. Can I play with your pagina?