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2.Jude Law is descended from a long line of leprechauns. Don't ever try to mess with his Lucky Charms!
3. Beyonce has a hook for hand, but her PR people always hide it with photoshop. It's true. She likes to hire hook-handed bodyguards too.
4. David Beckham drinks Alize.
5. As a child, Rush Limbaugh had occasional precognitive glimpses of the future. They made him very excited.
6. Katie Holmes has rabies.
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God, I didn't know ANY of this and I read the National Enquirer religiously! WTF!
Is it just me or is Katie Holmes still doable even with rabies?
Is it too late to abort Rush Limbaugh?
Ooh, that reminds me. I better take my pills, er, starbucks. Not that I forget too often.
I think anyone who spends much time with cruise would catch his rabies, or at the very least a fever for the flavor of a pringles.
Rush who?
Love this post!
LOL!! I didn't know any of this and I watch MSNBC!!
Being a minor celebrity myself, I have "insider" knowledge.
Oh, and don't worry about Katie. Scientology is helping her control her condition through vitamin therapy and frequent brain scourings.
Beautiful work.
Katie looks right on-- poor girl :(
You really need therapy.
I love Katie's wild eyes.
I am SO gonna mess with Jude's lucky charms!
katie must have rabies because she just got a major weave!
and i just saw a photo of someone messing with Jude's Lucky Charms at The Box.
Hey Hey PJ!
That was freaking hilarious!
:)
I loved that - especially this Rush Limbaugh chap who I keep hearing about but have no idea who he is apart from bonkers
I loved that - especially this Rush Limbaugh chap who I keep hearing about but have no idea who he is apart from bonkers
Have I been drinking or am I really seeing double?
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