Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Meet My Brain
This is my brain.
This is my brain on drugs. Groovy drugs that is, not boring ones like aspirin.
This is my brain on sugar, blingees, and the devil's music.
This is my brain dressed like a pirate. Yarrr!
And this is Donna, the twin sister who never developed properly and was absorbed by me in the womb, who now resides in my brain and makes me do bad things.
Any questions?
If so, please address them to Donna. She gets angry when no one pays attention to her. And just between you and me......she's kinda scary when she gets angry. (shudder)
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Looks like healthy teeth you and Donna share.
Chomp chomp chomp
Hey, Donna, whatcha doing tonight? You wanna go out? No, we're not going to invite Pru, it's just me and you.
brains are overrated
they bring nothing but pain
fill you will anxiety
til everything turns insane
but it's all in your head
there's no chance you'll be dead
so go to your happy place
as the ground rushes up to meat your face
Anyway, that's what donna said while she was dangling me from the roof last night.
The second one is my new favorite Pink Floyd accompaniment.
That's the last time I sing dear prudence won't you come out and play on the eucalali in front of your house. Mostly cause I don't have a working uecalai any more. Maybe I will get you some nervoud medication pills and send them to you. Perhaps that woulf quell your brain's black humors. Except the pirate ones, thems cool.
Out of meds again huh?
My first wife was a sybil, so Donna and Prunella, your out gunned by at least three others.
I have skills learned in the art of jedi mind tricks with multiple personalities. Chit, I am dam near a mormon, I had 4 of them at one time. Now I just have ONE big bad ass, meanest woman in North Texas. LOL
It’s Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition time again!
Head over to Denmark to visit CyberPete.
Oh Hai XL!
Hey there... Donna is sort of hot.
does she hollar for a dollar?
Donna, Donna, Donna! Don't make Pru do anything illegal, ok?
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